Karsen Barbieri

@Bellazelli HELL YEAH YOU ARE

In my pride and prejudice era 💚

@Bellazelli Howwwww

Ana and I showed up to the wrong airport…things are going great 👍

Here is an image the @NRA and the @GOP are hoping you won't see. Turns out, smart gun laws work...

@chrissyteigen PICK ME TO HELP! I work at Cricut! I GOT YOU!

@wildlytweeting Sorry, can’t read the recipe because there isn’t 18 pages of ads and a whole life story before it 🤷🏼‍♀️

In a daylight vision 2 days ago I asked myself the question: Can I make savory "cinnamon rolls" with artichoke spinach dip as the filling? Friends...these are IN. SANE.

@thadnelson Girl, same

He can burrow inside me after his loss today

what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing

@Bellazelli Please please bring him as your date to the wedding

I just knowwww I can easily pull Chris Evans

@thadnelson Left. Can see more of your 🍑

@ohmanbb Tis the season?

I just watched a grown ass woman in a Lexus eat her boogers.

Fiancé: I want to take you somewhere special We show up to a cemetery at 8pm 🥰

@ohmanbb You’re doing the lords work

I’m hungover and fighting with a lady I used to nanny for in high school that dressing up with her husband as the guys from Brokeback Mountain is homophobic…especially when you’re saying how gross it was to kiss.

Can’t believe I’m up at 7am going balls deep into the theory that explains IF Mrs. Pepper actually cheated on Mr. Salt or not.

Ugh now I have to get all my tattoos removed and find another way to be a sinner

@BraydNem Don’t show Kacey

As I stroll on TikTok, I keep seeing parents video their children reacting to The Little Mermaid trailer. So instead of focusing so much on the negative, I thought I’d show a thread of the little black kids who are excited to see their favorite princess look like them.

@BraydNem See you at 6am 😎

I had a guy friend with a Ph.D in engineering ask me last week how women pee with a tampon in and this is why men shouldn’t be passing laws about women’s bodies.