Kendall Kaske

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment

It’s spooky season in the library! 👻 🎃 If you’ve ever wondered how many pages of agency action it takes to make a Federal Register pumpkin, we’ve got the answer on our 2nd floor…

First: I’m pardoning all prior federal offenses of simple marijuana possession. There are thousands of people who were previously convicted of simple possession who may be denied employment, housing, or educational opportunities as a result. My pardon will remove this burden.

We were in the eye wall of Cat. 4 #Hurricane #Ian for over 5 hours and the back side was the worst. I haven't experienced anything close to this in over 30 years @weatherchannel

Constitution Day is the perfect time to remind everyone that Thomas Jefferson said we should rewrite the Constitution every 20 years so that modern society would not be ruled by the dead. — I say it’s high time for an update.

nothing like packing up a whole apartment to make you never want to own an earthly possession ever again

This is a really unfortunate, untrue, and deliberately misaligning tweet. I earnestly wish that people would stop appropriating my father in support of actions and actors that he clearly would not endorse. He was assassinated for working for justice and for a better humanity.

It’s so depressing to me that at one point in my life I thought the US was going to elect its first female president and now I’m unsure what rights we’ll have after the next few elections

i used to be young and cool and now when it rains i say things like “this is good. we needed this”

If you are okay with having Muslim, Jewish and Hindu students sit through a Christian prayer in public school, and not okay with having Christian students sit through a Muslim, Jewish or Hindu prayer, then it’s NOT religious freedom- it’s religious oppression.

There are enough bad Supreme Court rulings in the last month for a whole new "We Didn’t Start The Fire."

Married LGBTQ people: CALL A LAWYER. Get copies of birth certificates and custody for your children on paper. Make sure life insurance policies, property that you own, bank account information, passwords for things, Powers of Attorney, etc. are all set up & understood

The same SCOTUS that said yesterday that states don’t have the ability to regulate guns today gave states the power to regulate women’s bodies.

The Texas GOP is going for it all. Its platform calls for nullification. Welcome to 1857.

I wonder if the inventor of paper straws ever considered that they would be in prolonged contact with liquid.

Governor Abbott, if you have any decency, you will immediately withdraw from this weekend’s NRA convention and urge them to hold it anywhere but Texas.