katherine

Friend said I’m the perfect woman and his dream girl and in the perfect world we’d live closer and be dating. Okay, umm so I don’t have a say in this? Bc in a perfect world no thank you, I’m good

Love being in public and just accidentally choking on my own saliva and having a freakin cough fit and have everyone back away from you 👀

It’s too early, ma

@Marc_Brownstein Sheeesh you guys crushed BrooklynBowl last weekend 🔥 greatest Phish after party ever

Phish is BY FAR the greatest band of all time

Soo, doggy dementia is wild. Really never thought of it being a thing until- well it is a thing now 😭

@YORKELED Thank you! ☺️🥂

@Kat_DaddyG Hell yeah!

I’ve got a website, bragging rights! 🫖Stoked 🚀 thankful for support of a couple of friends and myself 😌 katteas.square.site

Y’all don’t want to talk about the real reason Marilyn Manson was forced to get sober and still be relevant do y’all

I need to come with a warning label “Gets anxious around children”

February 1 #vegas 69☀️

Coyotes in spring valley! Honked at one getting into my neighborhood while he was crossing the street. Careful of your fur beebs #vegas

Twitter world, been a minute! Imma still call you twitter

Allergies can suck my dickle

I am cursed with fire alarms going off around me I swear

Woke up with one of my incisions killing me today #wtf

As whoever my witness, I will not hang out with these dudes who pretend to be my friend - then go off and keep acting weird and out of line- everrrr again

Manifesting for of my friends moving Vegas way😌

This mercury retrograde has been LEGITIMATELY insane. Can a bish get a break? 😏

What in the hellyyy awkward was all that 😳

Whewwww it was just a dream