Kate Bielby

@sazzles1974 Oh, I’m sorry. That’s really tough and ‘gorgeous and regal and very stupid’ is a wonderful cat tribute x

Part of being a pet owner is knowing you may have to make decisions that you don’t want to. And with a heavy heart we will say goodbye tomorrow to lovely Max, my first ever cat. Gorgeous and regal and very stupid. He didn’t live forever but nearly 20 is fine innings

@sarahvanpelt Alright, Pollyanna

@sarahvanpelt Well the shitting bird was a genuine joy for us all

A cheese on stick ‘hedgehog’ is the absolute maximum whimsy I’m prepared to accept, food wise. Do not be making food look like severed fingers, intestines or eyeballs. Save your ‘fun’ until I’ve had my food. 🎃

@sarahvanpelt Serve me a Yorkshire pudding with turkey and I’ll probably eat it but I will not approve

@sarahvanpelt Oooooh noted

@sarahvanpelt I’m not sure I like the implication here

a touching tribute to our saviour, the lord jesus crust

@sarahvanpelt Dressing room broadcasts 👀

@Plum_of_Duff I will consider this x

@KateBielby Pay him in Sonic, Kirby and Pokemon plushies and he might consider it

My eldest (he is A Very Good Boy) has been round today, bossing me about and making me finally sort out all the crap in my house and now I am sitting in my newly tidy living room grudgingly admitting that YES HE WAS RIGHT AND I FEEL BETTER.

@Ita99 You feel free to jinx him, Ita. It’s painful

@KateBielby I don't want to jinx him but I don't know how much longer he'll last. Everyone is so good.

@KateBielby I think I saw a few dance moves by Paul this week. He's improving.

@sarahvanpelt I worry about typos in emails

Journalists falling over themselves to interview Boris Johnson should understand that most of us don’t want to see his face nor hear his voice ever again. But if you want to put him in one of those Red Bull soapbox cars and chuck him down the steepest cobblestoned fucking hill in the uk we’ll be there with a folding chair and a flask of tea.

@sarahvanpelt There’s no lamp for my Reynaud’s, Sarah

@sarahvanpelt But, you know, knock yourself out with your tights and cardigans and the like. I’ll just be over here with my circulation problems and my SAD.

@sarahvanpelt Except I HAVE NOT this year