Katie Dillen

@jimmyfallon been tweeting this request (almost) every year since 2016. I skipped a few years bc I got married, had a baby, got pregnant again, and life got busy. But I’d still love a reprise of idiot boyfriend. Iconic. Ty. See you next year probably.

@stevespiffler *roller coaster tycoon*

Me playing stardew valley

The boys in Brooklyn could only hope for this level of drip

“Only one bean? Times must be tough.”

“All of our Ubers love is but I have a really low rating”

@dainaavargas NYC one liners

stick season is just one of those beautifully written songs that transports you back to every heartache you’ve ever had and absolutely shreds you apart every time you listen to it

Cities should have to bid to host the next season of The White Lotus like the Olympics

Just realized Hannibal Lector is the narrator for How The Grinch Stole Christmas… I haven’t watched it the same since.

Obviously this ref is a huge Messi fan

The care and concern people have for their online life vs their irl life is devastatingly disproportionate.

@thatl0calguy @ncooper91

In Disneyland yesterday, and I saw multiple people wearing Kings gear around the park. I only saw 1 or 2 LA jerseys. Beautiful sight.

@thatl0calguy Only managed to get this one :/ #merrykangsmas

#kangz @SacramentoKings

"Kings fans better not act like their team is elite simply because they're 6-6" Kings fans:

cause that shit’s embarrassing