Definitely Not Kate Welshofer

That moment you realize the Venn diagram of TV people and kids at a pool is a circle. 📺😏🚨

DUNKS.

Do I hate it & find almost the entire cast insufferable? Yes. Will I watch it again? Also yes. 😑

Okay. I’m diving into #RHOSLC 😬

Oh #SouthernCharm how I have missed you.

@debbieb34490075 Oh.... my God. 😂😂😂

@KateOfNY kate, my neighbor made this for me and i wanted you to share this with the next person that sends ya over the edge! Thats a bee etched on there!

Hello. @MariahCarey on @BravoWWHL is exactly what I needed in my life right now.

Hello, October #rabbitrabbit Illustration: Cécile Berrubé

Good morning, dahlings! ☀️

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CFUf6M0BUZI/…

@WatsonSports Reading this in your voice just made me laugh so hard. Miss you, Watty!! 😂

I'm going to admit something embarrassing. I've lived in New York my whole life. I consider myself a golf fan. I had no idea Winged Foot was in New York. I'll take a lap.

Dear WebMD, I just burned the hell out of middle finger. Under no circumstances do I want to subscribe to your newsletter. 🔥 I will not be taking questions at this time. XO

early birds 🤍 #goodmorning instagram.com/p/CFJ8Tk_BR22/…

Until further notice: my vibe is Carla the Bounty Hunter from #LoveFraud

And now.. another edition of: Out of Context Instagram Stories.

Correct. I was blasting “Drunken Sailor” at that stoplight. Cheers. 🍀

Started my day by putting a reply guy in his place.

Me realizing the #RHONYReunion is on tonight. @BravoTV #RHONY

To answer your questions about Brian... (too sweet, btw!) He had a great day to himself but maybe missed me a little ❤️😭 instagram.com/p/CE5aXl1BdGu/…

This still right here. This is the vibe. ✨ . . #welcomeback #officelife #MostBuffalo #tvnews #comeback #keepgoing @ WGRZ - Channel 2, Buffalo instagram.com/p/CE5Lkm9BjpO/…

What a perfect night, dahhling. 📚 @kevinkwanbooks is just so fun to read. ✨ Cheers to whatever you’re getting up to tonight. ✨ instagram.com/p/CE0ASo8BN-y/…