Kate Preusser

At long last, some fan mail for me!!!

Kathleen Hanna elbowed me in the face playing in a pick-up basketball game at a NYC YMCA in 2001; the girls from Cibo Matto took care of me

It’s prospect nerd Christmas weekend with the Futures Game today and the MLB Draft tomorrow lookoutlanding.com/2023/7/8/23787…

Lookout Landing Watch Party at Growler Guys - May 20, 2023 lookoutlanding.com/2023/5/5/23713…

@fergoe wow cruciferous veggies catching some unnecessary strays

Again, I stand behind my ability to describe Yordan Álvarez, who is somehow both the most and least athletic looking person on the planet, in whatever way I can think of to describe the absolute shambolic nature in which he runs

How strange that this person who doesn’t understand the difference between simile and metaphor ALSO has a Twitter timeline that is just bot ads trying to get people to buy…Ray-Bans? ok “Lyn”

@youvegotmegan FAVORITE word

Thank you @KatePreusser for bringing one of my favorite words Backpfeifengesicht (German for a very punchable face) into the playoffs 😜⚾

@lynfarrell @LookoutLanding @astros @Mariners Also, I do not work for either team, so good luck with your snitch tag, if you know what that is. Good luck in the playoffs!

@lynfarrell @LookoutLanding @astros @Mariners hi Lyn! Reading comp might not be your strong suit, so let me explain simile to you. I said he rooted around after a ball hit in Minute Maid’s ridiculous park LIKE a truffle pig, not that he WAS one. That’s the difference between simile and metaphor!

Interesting comment by @KatePreusser today in @lookoutlanding, comparing Yordan Alvarez (a Cuban immigrant to the US playing for the Astros) to a “truffle pig”. Racist much? @astros @Mariners I think the Mariners can do better.

@harper_dern tears are v moisturizing, I’m just trying to be a skincare pal

I miss you, Tim, and I wish you were here to see this lookoutlanding.com/2022/10/7/2339…

@JessedHagopian Senator Mayo Whitewash gonna be so bummed when she learns what side of heaven’s immigration policy she’s on

Deport racists.

@SonjaMarie9 Thank you so much!

@KatePreusser Your recent article on Mariners chaos ball was the funniest, best baseball article ever. As a children's librarian, I esp. enjoyed the subtle refence to pb When a Mouse Wants a Cookie, lol!

@DdotSAELEE I feel this so deeply

@KatePreusser Shohei broke me when he signed with the Angels too, but I still couldn't root against him. I didn't cry when it was announced but it was my birthday and I was in the Cancun airport, heading home from an amazing week in Mexico, yet I was frozen in sadness.

@frommsb Cannot get away….

Seattle Mariners select RHP Ashton "AJ" Izzi in fourth round of 2022 MLB Draft lookoutlanding.com/2022/7/18/2326…

@twalls24 !!!! Thank you so much!!!

And lose forever… ooohh lookoutlanding.com/2022/6/18/2317…

18-26: Chart lookoutlanding.com/2022/5/24/2314…

@DanaCzer Thank you! That is so very kind. Thanks for reading!

@KatePreusser Have fun!! We have season tickets behind home plate. I’m sure will have extras at some point throughout the season. Just wanted to say thanks for all the cool Mariners information I get from you guys.

@KatePreusser my husband can’t go to the game tonight do you want a ticket?