katelyn

Packing lunch for my kids & husband in the morning and going to pilates after

I always know when My period is coming bc I have enough anger to shift the world off its axis & eat 4 large steaks.

An experiment was conducted to see if greyhounds could compete with the speed of a cheetah. When the cages opened, folks were shocked that the cheetah didn't move. They asked the race coordinator what had happened and why the cheetah didn’t move. His response: “Sometimes trying to prove that you're the best is an insult to your self-worth. There is no need to lower yourself to other people’s level to make them understand your skills, qualities and contributions. It is better to save your energy for more worthy endeavours. A cheetah uses its speed to hunt, not to prove to dogs that it is faster and stronger. Don't waste your time and energy proving your value to folks who simply don’t possess the skill set to appreciate your value and worth. Move on.”

why are you, as a grown man, getting a mocha cookie crumble frappuccino

This lady called my job talmbout she in a pickle. I asked “what’s the dill” & she hung up on me. Tough crowd lmao

Yall be ridin them bikes inna street like iain gotta look up my next song.

@Taijustutitty She probably posted on her story “fed a homeless man today be kind 🙏🏼”

She just paid for my tab… she either thinks I’m cute or broke 🙂

I’m so glad I’m single. I saw this couple arguing and it’s only 8 am. Hell nah

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

@_ColdestBitch 💔

“Latch” is one of the greatest songs ever

we seriously need to bring back courting. what the hell is “wyd tonight?” arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

guys be saying “i got sm going on rn tbh” like bro just choose her i don’t care

realizing you’re handling a situation better than the old u would have >>> 💞💓💞💓

I HATE eating out with people who give waiters a hard time.

having a crush has cured my depression! now it’s anxiety’s time to shine

I don’t think there’s anything more annoying than this. I mute the convo all together lmao