Katherine Elizabeth

Last night this guy came up to me at the bar and said, “You should drink vodka instead of beer. It’s going to make you fat.” I then proceeded to chug the rest of my beer in his face and ordered another one.

obsessed with the idea of becoming the healthiest version of myself. i’m forever evolving.

I’m dating my soulmate. I know I am. 🥺 I’m so freaking thankful. I’ve never felt so much love and comfort from any other human.

@NicholasFerroni At least 12 hours of actively working each day including weekends. Certainly more if you count the emails I answer while waiting for coffee to brew, pumping gas over the weekend, in any moment I can find

TEACHER SOCIAL EXPERIMENT: REPLY to this tweet with the # of hours you are working daily (teaching + preparing) and what time you usually stop working. I'm very curious. #BackToSchool2020 #teachinginapandemic

@NicholasFerroni 10-12 I teach first grade so I am trying to make my lessons as engaging as possible. The sad thing is what would take me 5 minutes in the classroom I spend hours preparing for on a digital format.

@Ja_watson11 @_shesmilez @codycoop72 @kait_roseshaw HAHHAHA I love you 😂🥰🥰

please appreciate the genuine, good hearted people in your life. those that never expect anything in return, those that reach out to you and check up on you, those that show you how much you mean to them. there aren’t enough people like them in this world.

I want my weighted blanket to kill me

We 👏🏼 do 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 give 👏🏼 ASHTON 👏🏼 KUTCHER 👏🏼 enough 👏🏼 credit 👏🏼 for 👏🏼 putting 👏🏼 his 👏🏼 career 👏🏼 on 👏🏼 hold 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 try 👏🏼 and 👏🏼 prevent 👏🏼 sex 👏🏼 trafficking

I wish ppl had a 40sec trailer so I can see what I’m getting myself into.

I saw this and I wanted to retweet it but the protester’s face was in it... so I cropped it but I did need this to be seen.

Instead of telling your own daughters to change from shorts to pants bc there are men in the house try rethinking about what type of men you’re inviting in. No girl should have to feel uncomfortable in her own house because there are men present.

All I want to do is make money, travel, and mind my business.

how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot 😭 bitch you da robot 😭😭

Me in 2002: I’m just a kid and life is a nightmare Me in 2020: I’m just a kid and life is a nightmare

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A person in 2 months can make you feel what a person in 2 years couldn’t.