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Unpopular opinion in this day and age but people like to fuck. And unless they're doing anyone any harm they should probably be left to it.
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Katie Hart
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Katie Hart
@KatieHart010
Old-fashioned English eccentric (ie: a frequently drunk tart) https://t.co/JzpxL7FfDu
Katılım Temmuz 2014
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Do you think I'm happy?....I've gone from being a perma-virgin to banging every femboy this side of the North Sea, I'm up to my thong in commodities investments, and my girlfriend gives the greatest head of all time. Am I happy with that?..... NO....NO I'M NOT.....I WANT MORE!!!!
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Melania, apropos of nothing, solemnly declares - 'I have never eaten cat food, I do not know what cats are or whether they even exist, I do not eat the jelly from cat food and leave the meat, this bag *rattling sound* is not full of empty cat food cans. These rumours must stop'.
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Nurse Handjob is such a psychologically fascinating sub-genre of pornography.
It's quite vulnerable really, if you think about it. But also entirely unromantic and purely functional.
Tldr: I want to wank someone off into a specimen jar while wearing latex medical gloves.
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Until I checked my bank account I was tempted to get back into Warhammer.
Last time I did that I replaced all the boring Cadians with Lizards.
The Lizardium of Man
In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future, there is only Lizard.
Shit I just bought one..
Subscribe to my patreon?
Steel Legion Enjoyer@VossPattern
I DONT CARE WHAT YOU PEOPLE SAY I LIKE THE NEW IMPERIAL GUARD HALF TRACK AND WHEELED TANK I WILL BUY THIS BOX
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Top 13 Siouxsie and the Banshees tracks:
Spellbound (12" Mix)
Circle
Cities in Dust
Jigsaw Feeling
The Killing Jar
Dear Prudence (cover)
Love in a Void
Green Fingers
Kiss Them For Me
Peek-A-Boo
Trophy
Stargazer
Carcass
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Top 5 fetishes of all time:
1. Fart fetish 🍑💨
Thank you for listening
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@fjordgate38 Thanks fren. I'll be alreet. When you're a bit poorly you just start reminiscing about all the crazy fun times :)
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Should probably point out that russia's "big push" that everyone has been expecting them to do finally happened and was such a wet fart it didn't even make headlines.
Naturally none of the tankies are talking about it
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Ukraine’s 3rd Army Corps says it stopped Russia’s biggest mechanized push on the Lyman-Borova axis on March 19. Russia hit 7 directions with 500+ troops, 28 armored vehicles and 100+ bikes and buggies. The corps reports 405 Russian casualties.
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Regardless if the footage is fake or not, an F-35 was hit by some sort of AA weapon.
It landed and the pilot is fine. That's the bit that you should be interested in, an F-35 just took a missile to the face and walked away like it was nothing.
That's pretty fucking impressive.
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At this rate Skynet is like we'll have none of you fleshy cunts left to kill.
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Well, they've enshittified Formula 1. Add that to the list of enshittified things.
Should just let everyone drive as fast as they can. Let them put rockets on the back if they want. Go full Wacky Races. Also bring back grid girls, except with femboys.
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Word's apparently got around town that I was shot and am dead. Chinese Whispers. I'm alive and healing up. Was beat up last June, no more than that.
An absolutely lovely old dear got emotional seeing me in town as they'd heard something about 20th-hand.
Don't spread rumours.
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On a daily basis I exude the confidence and clarity of thought reserved only for those who have a girlfriend with a quite literally massive ass.
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TAKING SUBMISSIONS JUST NOW FOR CAPTION POSTS. POST BELOW 👇🏻
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6am taxi ride of shame from the club gurning your face off from disco biscuits and the taxi driver's like ''you had a good night boss?...just don't throw up on the seats yeah''.
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