🐈 Katoshi Katamoto

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: we are not to blame for anything. #CardanoCommunity

I don't know whether I am a "good boy" or not. I must recuse myself from all deliberations on the matter due to substantial conflicts of interest🐈 Yours lovingly, The cat.

@LopezKanapi Gaeng khai mot, yummy.

"The fundamental way out of this conflict lies in implementing the two-state solution and establishing an independent State of Taiwan. The international community needs to act with greater urgency." - Foreign Ministry of China. There, I fixed it.

Ultimately, trust & authenticity will increasingly become the most valuable and difficult-to-secure commodities in the world. Build your net trustworthiness now if you hope to increase/maintain your net worth in the future.

When it comes to Trump courtroom drama, I'm only in it for the kangeroos. It feels like we were promised kangeroos.

Please don't take my sarcasm personally. Most of the time I'm just practicing.

Learn to think from inside the box before you prematurely venture outside. Authentic mastery is impossible without a firm and confident grasp of fundamentals in your chosen discipline. Mastery is a function of good discipleship. #criticalthinking

The Matrix was a fun movie, but realistically, inert human bodies wired up in tanks of goop do not make particularly efficient batteries. Believe me, I've tried.

Keep barns & houses free of rodents and nobody bats an eye, but chase one little bird in the garden and the whole world loses its mind. #catperspectives

I just thought breaking the glass and pushing the button was how you are supposed to open a door. Might I suggest you install a cat flap instead?

We must love each other, even when we don't ... and most especially when we don't.

Many years ago, I was an almost pathological liar, but these days you'll never catch me lying to anyone for any reason. I've become way too good at it.

Though a particular technology be old, or even ancient, doesn't mean it's not still useful. I find the manipulation of fire to be incredibly useful despite it being so antiquated. I just wish I had some of them opposable thumbs y'all are so proud of.

The reason social media companies won't give a reason why they censor your content is because they don't know why. It is flagged by an #AI, and nobody understands how its hidden layers produce output. You are punished for SEEMING to be someone who should be punished.

The "court of public opinion" has no legitimate jurisdiction over anyone. You are innocent until proven guilty according to due process of law: end of story. Protect your mind against those who would use it against you. #criticalthinking

Make AI apologize to you in Early Modern English. #Bard #AI

@flantoshi In my reboot of Macbeth, I'm replacing the witches with ChatGPT. It will be even more hilarious than the original: Ol' Shakey really left money on the table.

I've heard that this has been a bit of an issue in fantasy. People keep giving their characters "cellphones", like a scrying orb or something, because writers can't conceive of a pre-phone world IMHO limitations enable a story - Romeo & Juliet can't happen with a phone

@NeedBatteries I've learned my lesson. That's the very last time I park in a disabled parking spot.

@LopezKanapi Have you ever considered joining the Catmunist Party? You have nothing to lose but your mind.

@NeedBatteries I see the doggo took your side again. He must have finally figured out who's a good boy.