Katt Willferrell Bithday

Twitter is great if you can't afford therapy but you also don't want to get any better.

“Success is 1% inspiration, 99% avoiding meetings.” -@elonmusk 🤣🤣

"Don't count your chickens before they hatch. Instead, teach them to lay golden eggs." -@elonmusk

Apple's iOS 16.4 is out now. These are all the new emojis available on your iPhone👇

The “ufo” they shot down was actually pharrell’s big hat from a few years ago 🤭

we follow back

@lunch_enjoyer I follow back

@KattWillFerrell I follow back

tell me you're katt williams and will ferrell without telling me you're katt williams and will ferrell

"I'm badly spiraling and for the past 8 years I'd go on here and be a self-pitying idiot but I refuse to anymore and I'm turning my phone off and writing this to make myself do so. Little steps." - KattWillFerrell Unknown

Just had a great conversation with my cat. We discussed the following: 1. Is my wife in the house 2. Can she see my laptop screen 3. Does she know I'm DMing women right now 4. Does she care 5. Why am I stuck here 6. What gift cards would a 22 year old brunette like

21 years ago today, I had my respirator taken off of me, allowing me to breathe on my own after a near-death experience that left me in a month-long coma.

CNN: ok. thank you sir

welcome to favstar dm guy 101. class is in session

Indulging in my very specific years-long fantasy of "saying the magic phrase that causes my wife to leave me so I can annoy young women at bars"