Katticus 🧙🏻‍♀️

@MarinaVT_ @CiaranStrange Yeah, I’ve had no desire to play it, I’d rather spend my money elsewhere.

So I got D.Va back... Lost everything else though #PS5Share, #Overwatch2

HOT TAKE: I should be able to use MY health savings money to buy the FUCKING VITAMINS that my GOD DAMN DOCTOR told me to buy because I’m VITAMIN D DEFICIENT APPARENTLY

@filupmolina According to Fall Out Boy, stallions. 🤣

Are there any things that are stronger or more useful once they are broken? So far I’ve got: -a bone -mirror shards becoming a disco ball

@CiaranStrange 😳 This is accurate.

My husband is laughing at me bc I’m flipping out about #thezonecast. I’m a late starter so I’m only on episode 49. 🤣🤣🤣

Well yeah. Because cancer isn’t highly contagious, you fucking brussel sprout.

I’m very sad. I’m just now watching the last season of Fairy Tail and THEY ARE OUT HERE JUST MERCILESSLY PLAYING WITH MY HEART. So to make myself feel better I’m wearing my Makarov hat I made years ago. But I’m also sadder.

@JessicaNigri @MartinWongPhoto The second one. Don’t fuck with gremlin energy.

Take one with you into the boss fight

@LinzDeFranco Lol same

Oh and even better, I CANT CANCEL THE BOOKINGS EITHER. Apparently they’re non refundable

What if someone had actually used mine or my husband’s cards to pay for these trips?! (Not that it would have worked but still…)

So here’s a winner: someone hacked into my @Expedia account and booked two days worth of Universal Hollywood tickets. Looks like they used their own card so idk why they hacked my account. But Expedia CS WONT CALL ME BACK FOR 3 HOURS.

This does not include the 2 I picked the other night to cook with.

So, my jalapeño plants kind of started going off. I just picked 10 jalapeños and have like 10 more coming in.

@leenewtonsays I had one the other night where I was driving and then missed an exit I needed. Not the weird part. Because I missed the exit, I was then THROWN onto a conveyor belt highway that was going at like Mach 1 and had hills and valleys like a roller coaster.

Hi, I’m writing something, and I need to know the odd things you have nightmares about… I’m sorry.

Every #LegendOfZelda fanboy is going to hate me right now. I just beat Breath of the Wild. And it’s the second Zelda game I’ve ever finished. The first was Ocarina.

@LinzDeFranco I mean, my dog was a maniac BEFORE getting spayed so there hasn’t been much difference. 🤣

Apparently I'm able to keep aloe plants alive. My plant from last year just had 5 babies. Congratulate her, she worked hard growing those babies.