Kav

Was so ready to practice my Xmas day dinner argument skills by vetting a slightly dubious CT today and the radiologist just… Said ok? It truly is the most wonderful time of the year

Well, didn’t get on the course, and now I need a different excuse to get myself the fancy space themed stethoscope I’ve been looking at ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Ya boi just applied for a four day course on how to be a space doctor so we’ll see if 1) I get on the course and 2) will gen surg give me four days leave to go to Germany ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

They let the med student have a go with the cannula…

Lads you’re not gonna believe what happened again for fifth year

All the small kids in NZ sound like Bingo and Bluey and then once they hit twelve they all sound like Korg it’s such a shift

2728 days of university done, one more to go 🙃

Kavi in normal handovers in placement: slick af, can memorise all vitals and significant findings and recite concisely and in relevant order Kavi in OSCE handovers:

OSCE day 1/3 ✅ So much flapping I might as well be a pigeon

My brain for the last week of exams has been mix of sheer and utter panic, alongside continuous renditions of Mcdonalds in the Pentagon The children yearn for Ska

Now I’m being forcibly shipped away from home for FY1 and 2, I can’t believe I’ve got to find a completely new personality that isn’t ‘being from London’ Like what else even am I? Who am I? Why am I?

Big up bottom 0.49% gang

I mean at least I’m not going to Milton Keynes but damn that allocation was a punch to the gut right before exams…

Can’t wait for the ukfpo to send me to shitterton-upon-crapstone next week and lose all motivation to revise for finals :) Or even worse… Milton Keynes…

Just tried WAVE in Hackney, sausage roll, peanut coffee, and pistachio swirl cost me the equivalent of 12 Greggs sausage rolls. Whilst the food was nice, and I loved that I was supporting a vegan business, I didn’t gain as much joy as if I had just eaten 12 Greggs sausage rolls

Realising my time at Bart’s is coming to an end means trying all the weird vegan places in Hackney I’ve always been putting off because ‘I’ve got another x years here’

Me on a normal day: Hmm, lil lunchtime snooze, what harm can it do, just a lil nappy nap Me trying to sleep in the day for a night shift: Damn, i'm gonna be the most productive i've ever been, sleep is for the weak, lets goooooo

I would like to make a formal employment complaint. Today I helped my mum at a Xmas market sell jams There were SO MANY DOGS And I COULDN’T PET ANY OF THEM because I was making and serving food :(

Went to bed with migraine, woke up with migraine, somebody please just put me in the ground

Let me tell you, as someone who want to go into ED/anaesthetics/PHEM, I have never been more insulted

Consultant asked me a question about HHS pathophysiology last week and I gave a detailed answer (because I had just been revising it not because I’m smart Dw) And he said to me ‘you’ll make a good med Reg one day’