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@thetanmay when you know tanmay is feeding this data and building his own content AI thing but you just can’t prove it yet

Pilot-ing a new show called The Brief. Think Shark Tank - but for ideas. Every week I open source a marketing/content/creative brief. You apply. A panel of judges / potential clients / founders - pick a winner. First set of briefs are now open. See you. binary.so/8q4COQH

bhai sab ro rahe hai claude band hogya main kehri hoon mera twitter kyu chalna band horha hai let me please microdose on war updates in peace

the worst part of breaking up with someone is that all spots are your spots and now it hurts your soul to visit it without them I am going to kill myself

@NiohBerg lies - katrina kaif did jee karda oye jee karda in a pink mini skirt in egypt, she was fine only

French woman travels to Egypt in a normal Western dress to show the reactions of locals. Egypt is also where Lara Logan was mass sexually assaulted by hundreds of men the moment the camera stopped filming.

Someone really needs to study why are all workers in bangalore perpetually pissed like I have never had an okay interaction with bangalore people

@Uber_India shame on you for capitalising in the name of women safety. Bangalore airport uber go is suddenly not available. Only premier is available. Why? because premier is 1400 and go is 900. Ground staff persuaded book expensive or wait 1 hour at 1:30 am. Shame

@Uber_India looting people at the bangalore airport. Only Uber Premier and XL are available (over 1300 rupees). Uber sedan (around 900) and go suddenly not available and uber ground staff is demanding only book premier or wait. At 1:30 am I should wait? What happened to safety?

Bribe offered : I BAKE so you will have endless supply of cake and cookies with me✋

booo boo baaa baa

@Dhavalsingh7 @Jira I am sorry wtf hahahahaah

Google sheets wasn't scalable for an Indian wedding. Moved to @Jira instead...

@itspsneha ifkr it’s soooo goooooood

was literally running around campus & someone casually drops they’re going to burma burma. told them i’m obsessedddd, & they were like "come offff." so here i am, 9% battery, sweaty af, but if it’s burma burma, we made it work lol

Aisa discount bhagwaan sabko de <3

Why did I never try burma burma before??????????????? iconic

@tavleenchohan1 @BangaloreRoomi @fmrbangalore @twitrbnb Hi Tanvi - can’t DM you. Can I get in touch with you? I hope you’re doing well xx

@sombrewhispers @fmrbangalore @BangaloreRoomi @MIBangalore me too me too :(

I’m on the lookout for my tribe. Moving to Bangalore’s got me feeling like a lost puppy in a big city, and I’d love to find a cozy home with some fun, kind souls. Anywhere within 5-6 km of Lal Bagh would be fab, @fmrbangalore @BangaloreRoomi @MIBangalore