Kayler

My Tweets are really actually extremely funny if you belong to the very specific niche of being the person who wrote them

*2025

I resolve to be hotter and more full of myself in 2024

If my therapist knows you by first name you’re an enemy. (Not you, Steph)

How easy it is to vote for the candidate who hasn’t already been so bad at the job they were impeached twice 🤠

Oh god I am gonna be such a slut for wicked film merch, I can already tell

I wish I could put my whole body inside one of those drugstore blood pressure cuffs

Achievement unlocked: wanted to cry at rehearsal and didn’t

@jenny_bird92 Giorgio Armani Roma 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

It’s genuinely fucking unfair that my time is finite and linear, and that healing is exactly the opposite of both

Protein? Who’s she?

Me every single day: I am having an anxiety attack, I am overwhelmed, I hate everything fuck FUCK Also too me: caffeine, amphetamines, empty stomach ✔️

Sometimes the grief is so griefy. What’s a girl gotta do to get some gd linear healing up in here?

Wild how sometimes I wander into therapy ready to just vibe*~ and then other times I am locked and loaded with the precise intricacies of my perceived slights. Probably you can guess where I’m at this week 🥸

@tyler_talmage LITTLE OLE ME?! Come north, young man 🤠

@KayToney Wild bc I actually have been saying I need to talk to you about this little show for a plethora of reasons 😇😇😇

Currently finishing packing up my room and just so dramatically sang along to A Light in the Dark and this is my annual tweet about how I can’t wait for the day I can play Dan in N2N….i can feel in my bones that it’s going to be some of the best theatrical work I’ll ever do 😂

I’ve been in full blown Always… Patsy Cline rehearsals for about a week now and the one thing I have to say is this: Taylor Swift is physically the strongest human being on this planet.

Fuck it. Letting the t rex out

Stores that took away shopping baskets during pandemic and never brought them back can eat it

Tired of being the bigger person it’s my turn to be the smaller person, hey siri, directions to the low road

A Venn diagram of people who consistently tell me I’m wrong & people who are not able to do a thing without my help: A circle. It’s a circle.