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Been invited to a book club. Can’t wait to have 2 glasses of wine & start shouting Marxist readings at some women who are just there for a nice time.

@KrysiaJ T2 is too full of men travelling on their own to be efficient..! And it’s always rammed. But at least there’s wine now. 🥂

@KayTrot I absolutely love that you know this, thank god for Twitter! Haha! My husband vowed never to fly from T2 ever again and we’ve stuck to it for 15 years but alas, this weekend sees us trying it again!

Has anyone used T2 at DXB recently? Wondering if it’s still dry??? Haven’t used for 15 years 😂😂

@MrEastJ I loved it! Post all the pics 😍 🇰🇭

Half term in Cambodia 🥳 🇰🇭

Got one of those mid-life-crisis dogs (and one of those mid-life-crisis Substacks): open.substack.com/pub/kaytrot/p/…

@lauranteaches Exactly!! My friend who is a dog person met her and said “She’s really clever for a dog!” But I, who have never been a dog person until now, thought she had severe barriers to her learning, as she did not care one aota for whether Charles I’s regicide was warranted or not.

@KayTrot I’m on your side - She needs to develop critical opinions!!!

We recently got two new kittens (Sherlock Jr and Okonomiyaki) and I am obsessed with playing them songs and saying ‘this is the first time you’ve ever heard X’, then pretending to have chats with them about their views. Is this crazy cat lady life incoming…?

@KrysiaJ I used to go to a spin class where half the group would have their household maids come in at the end of the session to wipe down their bikes. 🫣 #PeakDubai

You think you’ve seen it all in Dubai but I’m at my son’s football match and I’ve just seen a mother have her driver bring a chair to the sidelines to watch and then make the driver tie the child’s football boots 😳😳😳

This is the sort of man it would NOT degrade you to marry… Elordi is an Edgar Linton, surely?! #WutheringHeights #WutheringHeightsMovie

BUT HOW DO LITERACY GAP RELATIONSHIPS WORK LONG-TERM?! #TaylorSwift #TaylorSwiftEngaged

@GCSE_Macbeth @charlotteosul This is our hamartia

@KayTrot @charlotteosul The disorder is I need the money 😭

I need exam marking to just be over right now. I can’t not mark when I know there’s papers left and money to earn, but I am SO desperate for a break from it

@charlotteosul @GCSE_Macbeth THIS. Do we have a personality disorder?! I can’t rest until they tell me there’s no more… And even then I’ll try again! 😂

@GCSE_Macbeth Honestly, can’t stop, won’t stop (unless I get forced to) 😂

Everyone should get married in Italy. 🇮🇹

@contwirion I had no idea it closed?! 😱

Can someone ask Snoop to reopen Tudors News please?

Putting the Italian GCSE to use: “Un grande carne e un grande vino, per favore!” 🥩 🍾 🇮🇹

Is it weird that I’ve wanted to visit here ever since I saw this bridge get blown up on CBBC NewsRound aged 7? 🇧🇦

@contwirion This was my A Level History exam… I still rant about it at least once a week!

Not me ranting about the laws in Wales act 1535 before getting dressed this morning 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 dydd gwener bois ffantastig

@EHall190791 THIS is what happens when you’re not there..!

Had a few too many drinks with the English and threatened to join the IRA. Again. 😩

@Dogsnkidnmeomy OMG, NO! I 😂 I just read about that poor woman falling into the Indonesian Volcano. This was a totally unrelated incident in Azerbaijan, where a whiny, awful woman went head-first into a mud volcano… And was retrieved to moan another day.

Holy shit. I was searching for an update on the woman who slid into a volcano in Indonesia and this post was one of the first to pop up. Right after another post saying the woman died and I was like WTF you saw it and was delighted? Glad I read further for clarification and hilarious actually.

And here is the spot the woman fell into the mud volcano. And my delighted face at having observed it. 🌋 🇦🇿

I wish you lighting so good that you look like AI. 🤖