Khano G 🇿🇦

@UnBearAbull @NiteshS10690723 @MasculineV7 He could have just scrolled pass, now we're embarassed for him

@NiteshS10690723 @MasculineV7 "At least my wife is a hoe". Wild statement.

6 SIGNS SHE'S A HOE 1. She never speaks about her past

@WOOLWORTHS_SA trying to sign in to your app but the finish button does not work

How to flirt with someone from Midrand:

@JustThuto Midrand where

FINALLY! Some water in Midrand after 5 days

@VoxTalk2Us What is the ETA

Vox Notice: Metrofibre Fibre Services FTTH. Johannesburg - Midrand. Some customers may experience problems with no connectivity. Metrofibre engineers are attending to the fault. Further feedback to follow.

@Elladeyforyou No ma'am

Tell us🤌

@SandyCrush912 Mousy

Give him a RAP name

@_web3boi_ @BalogunAbass12 @BuddyJnrrr Why is that?

@BalogunAbass12 @BuddyJnrrr The worst mistake is getting a television when you’re not yet married with kids.

Between getting a television or a washing machine, which one do you think should come first when setting up an apartment?

@CommanderMdu It would be an achievement for Traore to be in a room with Mbeki, don't get it twisted

Thabo Mbeki will never achieve this. Only President Zuma or a real African who can achieve such. Traore doesn't meet anyone. He screens you first.

@Ms_Logical No it does not, it means she feels that person

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@mobola_ade Am I the only one born on 26 December 😭

Swap contacts with your birthday mate. Mine: November 10

@vee_uncommon @mobola_ade been searching for you 🫶🏾

@mobola_ade Dec 26

@iiNepu @shitpost_2049 After reading the comments I think you and I are dumb brother

@shitpost_2049 yo im not tripping right? this mf look like iShowSpeed

@lekoloanemanam2 41

From 35 years upwards show yourselves here with your recent picture. 😎

@lady_valor_07 @AmazingChyChy Make it 5 years and round it up to a billion

CAN YOU?

@Mzansiawake @zai_ine Your heart must be aching 😂. Don't worry your time will come too

@zai_ine You bought a car ? Or bank gave you a car ? Bought means paid off My brother your car is on lay-by

Just bought a car 😌, thank you God . 😌💕

@layxsnv Welp, guess I'm unemployed

Only employed people understand this 🤑🤌🏾

@boegoeman1965 @PigSpotter @elonmusk @POTUS She beat that when she couldn't pronounce conscientiously when she was being sworn in, now she's just setting a new record

@PigSpotter @elonmusk @POTUS What a disaster! It must be the worst speech I have ever seen. It beats the Zuma’s counting disaster!

Good Lord, this is freaking embarrassing! Its NO wonder South Africa has regressed into 3rd World and Junk Status. This is the rubbish quality we have in positions of power. @elonmusk @POTUS

@proudlyxeno @PigSpotter @elonmusk @POTUS We're all on the same page. There was no need to make it racial

@MDNnewss How can this happen to him twice 😭

Teko Modise faces R1.2m divorce demand from estranged wife Koketso Retired football star Teko Modise, celebrated for his illustrious career with Orlando Pirates and Mamelodi Sundowns, is reportedly facing a hefty R1.2 million demand from his estranged wife, Koketso Chipane, as part of their divorce settlement, according to City Press. The couple, married since 2021 after a traditional ceremony in 2018, have been living apart for over a year, prompting speculation of their separation when they ceased sharing each other’s posts on social media. Koketso, a social media influencer known as Kokieberry, is reportedly seeking the substantial sum to settle financial matters, including an overdraft, as they negotiate an amicable split. Modise, now a football commentator and fashion entrepreneur, previously faced financial strain, including a 2019 report of defaulting on a R2.7 million home loan, nearly losing his Fourways property. His net worth, estimated between R14.2 million and R20 million, stems from a career earning R450,000 monthly at its peak, but past maintenance disputes with his first wife, Felicia Modise, highlight recurring financial challenges. As Modise navigates this costly separation, his focus remains on broadcasting and a new clothing venture with African Fashion International, but the financial and emotional toll of this divorce looms large.