Kayla Kibbe

I thought of something sexier than 26. cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a6096…

too cold

A Substack is born! open.substack.com/pub/kaylakibbe

Napoleonic War Dad Summer

Omg men on the stair master. My culture isn’t a costume??!

Sorry I have to go be weird somewhere else now

Remember: You can fake your own death to get out of stuff whenever you want. You’re an adult.

I don’t care if things are happening, just don’t do it in front of me

Happy Ash Wednesday to all who celebrate the kinkiest catholic day of the year. (A man you call “Father” rubs dirt in your face and tells you you’re nothing but dust.)

I hope this email never finds you. I hope you’ve faked your own death and started a new life in the woods.

I’m going to fake my own death and start a new life in the woods later if anyone needs anything

It seems like nobody wants to fake their own death and start a new life in the woods with me anymore

pisces, you should have left sooner.

Everything I know about sex, I learned from The Sims 2 cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a6383…

Create something so strange they ask you in interviews why are you doing this

Everything is such a nightmare. How y'all doing over here? How's your writing going?? How is it out there in the trenches? We open 4/20 for our annual issue!

If anyone has information on what the fuck my fucking problem is, PLEASE share to help those in need.

QUIZ: Should You Crochet, Knit, or Start Smoking Cigarettes?: ow.ly/GKJf50URkwF

Hanging out w that one Pisces friend

causing innumerable problems in the CVS by wanting to purchase the items they have there

Writing a book is the worst idea you've ever had yet! You're not going to make any money! It's going to be nearly impossible to get people to care! And also, nobody has heard of you! Go for it.