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@_AsiwajuLerry @segford01 Hol am for oesophagus with all your strength... May your hand shrink if you "think of" setting that grip free 🤌🏻🤌🏻

@segford01 An Arsenal fan talking about open play is an own goal

If not that some of you don’t have the fear of God in you, what spectacular performance does Declan Rice have this season to deserve Player of the Year award?

@segford01 @_AsiwajuLerry How can you roll on the floor while no one smelt created chances talk more of seeing one to miss??? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@_AsiwajuLerry But no arsenal player is found of rolling on the floor when another player miss the chance created by him

@jon_d_doe Omoooo Agba oo, make I just kuku dey enjoy my "Babe" dey go o😅😅😅 Make I do small Handball foul for this one abeg 😅😅💆🏻‍♂️💆🏻‍♂️

Me I don't know ooo. But I find it weird seeing women calling their men "babe". It sounds like feminizing the men. I don't understand how a man with okpukpu all over his body will be answering "babe". "babe, I miss you" "babe, have you eaten?" Very irritating. End.

@Joshking1740 @jon_d_doe You humbly request 😂😂🤌🏻

@jon_d_doe Agba let me answer the “baby” in peace oo… he de sweet for ear mostly during collapse 🐕 😂!! Babyyyy babyyyyyy!! Make we leave am like that pls

@only1jayem @FavorMorrison @jon_d_doe But make I no hear that name from your mouth again Ka amadioha ghara ikpo gi oku dia 😅😅😂

@FavorMorrison @jon_d_doe Emeka my guy say make I tell you say God go 'bress' you

@kasiejoe1 @jon_d_doe Any female wey call you any other name apart from "Agu n'eche mba" go suffer for. 600yrs 😂😂 Cause wtf is this vexing??? 😅🤌🏻🤌🏻

The word babe has committed an atrocity against Nigerian masculinity and nobody is pressing charges. Mike Tyson did not train his entire life to be somebody's babe. Fela Kuti did not survive military harassment and three wives to be answering babe over rice and stew. Your grandfather built a compound with his bare hands and his title was Papa, Baba, Oga, Diokpa. Not babe. Not sweetheart. Not anything dat sounds like it belongs on a pink greeting card sold in a pharmacy. May Nigerian women be richly rewarded for every time they swap babe for something dat actually sounds like they are addressing a full grown dangerous man.

@iamklausenburg @jon_d_doe Klaus?? As how na? You dey complain about Feminism, come dey encourage Hybridism Ichie Ma pa mi nau!?💆🏻‍♂️

@jon_d_doe You see these terms "Babe" "Partner" "Ogam" "Husband man" I am so repulsed hearing those nonsense around me. "Baby" "Spouse" "Sweetheart" "Klaus" "Ichie m" "Ụtọ ndụ m" Are more better and warm. "Babe" is not just feminizing but emasculating. I understand you very well.

@ManCity Is this a consolation for missing out on this one??? 🥴🥴😅😅

On this day in 2024, we became the only ever Club to win 4️⃣ in a row 🏆🏆🏆🏆

@WamanyaPious @ManCity The Plan was the Quadruple.... What happened?? 🥴🥴

@ManCity When the present fails you go back to history This can’t be my club 🚮🚮🚮

@ManUtd Alex Nnaemeka 10

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@Olami_deeEbony You don't like his height and dress sense but you like his time, attention, commitment and most of all, his money and all that the money bought... Sha, I pour the guy spit for even ignoring signs for a long time. So lucky bcoz He supposed see wonders wey dey unbelievable...

There’s this guy that likes my cousin. Bro has been chasing her for over a year now, and I’m not even exaggerating when I say the guy is serious serious. He sends her lunch at work every day. He even paid her rent earlier this year. At some point, we all started begging her to just give him a chance because from everything we can see, the guy genuinely likes her. But my cousin refused. Her reason was that she’s a bit taller than him and, according to her, he doesn’t know how to dress well. Yesterday was her birthday, and she was lowkey expecting him to shut down Lagos for her. Omo, uncle posted engagement pictures on his status. He proposed to someone else 😭 Now my cousin has been crying since morning, saying she’s starting to develop feelings for him and that he should have tried harder. Women, our wahala is too much. 😂

@ghostcrypto55 @MindOfHeadking She grabbed the bull by the horns, as the bull no wan charge for am 🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️

@MindOfHeadking She did not even ask what are we, she told her friends we are already dating

After sex, she hits with what are we? A lot of you fumble & start over explaining. Say this instead;

@LegacySiu That's when PAUL LABILE POGBA comes in.

Guess the player Very Hard

“If I don’t give you Constant Electricity for 4Years, Don’t vote for me when I come back for 2nd Term” -Bola Tinubu, 2023. Every time you see this video, Please share, please repost, please retweet. Make sure every Nigerian sees this. SHARE EVERYWHERE!!!

@jon_d_doe Probably Agba dey chop food for dining with his family while reading this, with the great "Mtchewwww" he go just give wey go draw the attention of the family 😅😅😅

I suppose block this man. Please read and get angry.

@jon_d_doe Please, what if at the moment you're looking for a job while your wife is a 9-5er who returns home 2hrs later. In this case, can you do the cooking??

Even if you're a good chef or it's what you do for a living, do not take over the cooking from your wife. It's her duty to cook for you & the kids. Cook only if your wife is sick, traveled, or you want to make memories with your kids, or you just want to be "romantic". End.

Following the video circulating online showing a woman allegedly beating and stabbing her only daughter, further details have now emerged about the incident and the mother’s behaviour toward the child. According to neighbours, the woman has reportedly been consistently harsh and violent toward her daughter over time. They claim that this was not an isolated incident, but rather part of a pattern of abusive behaviour in the household.

If you’re proud of your father, retweet and like this tweet.❤️

@MrCharlesky Yes, I'm very much interested and can work within those hours. What's the next step?

Can you work between the hours of 1am - 5am for a remote job? $12/hr and you can choose to work beyond the 1-5 No skill required You'll learn on the job.

@jon_d_doe ✨🤘🏻🙌🏻

Do you still feel proud to be associated with the Agbafian community? Let me see your hands. 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌