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Carlos Alcaraz graces the cover of Vanity Fair. 📸: Ethan James Green

I'm at the SteelSeries booth visiting the DOTA 2 international right now. Here is my guess for the keycap pile = 465 #DOTA2 #TI13

Not the Kidz Bop so every age can the enjoy Drake diss 😭😭

@carolinagaysian Pls

The way this YMCA has the best movies on in the locker room. First the latest Scream movies, and now Pearl. 🥰

@plainjamie_ Me please

Who wants the alt?

'The Last of Us' characters Bill and Frank got married on this day, August 29, 2023.

@ryan_hassett The headline 😭

Surely only one school would be able to do this? heraldscotland.com/politics/23751…

@CnickB25 @PanderShirts instagram.com/konstantin.i.a…

@PanderShirts I Just need to know who the brunette model is for research

what the actual fuck???

I wish i was as cool as @StephenCurry30

@acarolinalife @YellowstoneNPS The calf was rejected from the herd due to him and it would have died of starvation instead if it wasn’t euthanized.

“It was in the water, begging for help to get out,” Clifford Walters said on why he made the sudden decision save a newborn bison from a riverbank in Yellowstone National Park. “I couldn’t stand seeing the calf die.” The calf later had to be euthanized. nyti.ms/3N9Y72w

@ryan_hassett You in Florida?

Remember "compassionate conservatism"?

@ryan_hassett Get a brother printer instead of Epson

It's the year 2067. Your self-driving car takes you to lunch with friends while AI does your work for you. All electricity is renewably sourced, and you can "visit" your grandkids in New Zealand as a hologram. Your computer is still unable to find the printer next to your desk.

I can’t believe white lotus season 3 has already started filming

Asian parents when you win your second election. 🤣

NO WAY.

vegans generally consider figs to be vegan because even though they DO in fact have wasps in them, the wasps LOVE to die inside a fig. cumming and dying inside of a fig is literally their favorite thing to do. we humans can only hope to go out in such a blaze of glory

I thought I was having a stroke before I realized he was speaking Japanese

I literally don’t want to do anything for the rest of my life but get high and watch tiktoks at night. I want to do that for 60 years and then die

@gabeincharlotte @Apple Thanks for reminding me that it exists

We're not an airline but we do fly planes #Djokovic