Quizno

Mozzarella sticks. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

PHILADELPHIA

THE MEME IS BACK. GO BIRDS

Personally, I love that @elmo got beef with a rock

Not me thinking I can pull off a podcast in 2025 🤣👀

I treat voice notes and snap videos as if they are lil podcasts I’m sending to my friends

Love a good December thunderstorm🖤

The officers I work with have voted. I’m no longer allowed to start dating a guy until they decide he’s not a douche. Said I’ve given them far too many headaches with my stories 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

If anyone’s wondering how my nights going at work I just screamed at the computer for making a noise

I can’t let myself be upset over a man that can’t even shoot a whiskey. Carrie Underwood raised me better than that.

You’re telling me I cleared my roster just for you to have the emotional intelligence of a fucking acorn? Disappointing.

welcome to America.

Of course when I start telling people about a man he starts to ghost🙄

@swiftiex2002 Let’s go🐡🐳

@KayleighQ96 i want to go to the aquarium

I just want someone to tell me I’m pretty and take me to the aquarium is that really too much to ask?

They say hitting a baseball is the hardest thing to do but lemme tell you trying to bartend when your brother ties the game with a homer in the NLDS is not too far behind

everything's been going right since they showed this guy chewing on a towel. thank you towel eater.

Everytime I get mad and try to let the streak die this man pops back up with his goofy ass smile and my dumbass answers🙄

Friendly reminder Diddy is a Mets fans

The love I have for Rocky Horror Picture Show is unhinged and unmatched