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Rocket 🚀 Man Get your money up G💀🇳🇬

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Kay@KayodeNoLimit·
Omo babe that money no later drop, I will give you the money next month after I get paid.
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YabaLeftOnline
YabaLeftOnline@yabaleftonline·
Sophie Rain says an NBA player offered her $15M to take her virginity, but she declined.
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Kay@KayodeNoLimit·
@Chrisdarlingz @yabaleftonline Person wey dey live for united states Wetin em wan go see for southy wey he never see before 😂
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@socetyhatesjay·
one day, i’ll finally meet a girl that has sense. told this babe i wanted to get a small setup to stream games. GTA6 is dropping soon, streaming it live will be a mad way to generate revenue and increase internet presence. she said “no nau, why would you waste money because of game? gimme the money, lemme use it to buy this wig. it’ll fit me and you’ll be happy when you’re looking at me” no sense, no ambition, no drive, nothing upstairs.
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Kay@KayodeNoLimit·
@emadeyforyou Soon all of us go dey chop ai songs
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divine🩸@22stillthuggin·
trying to kill a mosquito in the dark has to be a top 6 rage bait experience 😭
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Kay@KayodeNoLimit·
Epa and bread wan date baddie 😂😂😂😂😂 @guzu_p
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Kay@KayodeNoLimit·
Shawty, you know that shit smells, and you still had the guts to bring it over here. Wtf gang 😤 😂😂😂😂😂
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ajay@1meajay·
please lord let a young ngga win
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KING CHIDI
KING CHIDI@guzu_p·
There's a reason whores get more dms than decent women. And that's because they're selling something. A seller should expect buyers, so you shouldn't be surprised that alot of men are in your dms. At the end of the day, the men in your dms are only focused on buying what you're selling. You're not special!
IYAWO REMA❤️🍃@tinytoms_

You think?😂

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divine🩸@22stillthuggin·
@KayodeNoLimit and na their set dey brokeshame guys wey dey hustle with their corolla
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Kay@KayodeNoLimit·
10 million too much dawg. 90% of girls for my uni never see 1m at once for their life
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@fwdaniels for person wey never see 10 million once for her life

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Kay@KayodeNoLimit·
@king_IRISH007 Call Esther nah make she come your ROOM so una go fit MATE
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King IRISH OLOBA FOOLING
King IRISH OLOBA FOOLING@king_IRISH007·
My roommate don leave only me for rooms again. Make I start chiropractor 😌😌😌
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Enori🎀
Enori🎀@Brattyenori13·
I decided to change my diet today by mixing pap and rice🙂‍↔️then I stepped it down with cold trophy…this country don pass to dey chop bread and tea 🥰
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Chikky@chickyxime·
Man refuses to pay for dates meal because she says she's not going to sleep with him
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Smitty🥇@Smitty_xyz·
Uh, my pre-wife saw the post So here's what i'll do: 1. As you can see i told her it's not what it looks like. "It's just a shitpost" i'll tell her. The sticker adds a humorous touch, giving me a non-chalant vibe and underlining my narrative 2. Right after, i'll change the topic and ask her how she slept and what her plans for the day are 3. After 42 minutes, when she's done yapping, i'll tell her i still have some work left to do 4. "I love you, enjoy your day" 5. Then i'll pull out my 2nd phone and text my Ex back (i'm at stage 13. of below's guide) 6. I'll text my pre-wife back every few hours so she thinks i'm thinking about her. 7. Important: always take random pictures of things in pairs (i.e. two stones), send it to her and add "me & u". They love ts 8. I always make sure she feels loved and safe 9. Then, when i get confirmation and reciprocation, i'll move my attention back to my ex 10. The ex probably thinks i've 'changed for the better'. Little does she know. 11. I'll meet up with her at her parents later today for dinner and for "old times' sake" 12. I'll make sure to be early and help with the cooking. But i'll only ever keep my help at a minimum. This is important. I'll tell you why in step 14. 13. We'll eat dinner, crack jokes and whenever she laughs, i'll make sure to look her directly in the eyes. She needs to mentally associate me with the hormones triggered by laughing. Laughing = happy. Laughing = me. Me = happy. 14. After dinner, i'll help with the dishes. This is when i'll bond deeply with her parents. Not only do i enjoy the fun but i also clean up my mess? Very responsible. While cleaning the dishes, i'll make sure to compliment the food and their cooking skills. Keeping my help minimal earlier will make them accept the compliment MUCH easier. 15. I'll thank them for the pleasant evening, firmly shake her dad's hand. Hug her mom softly. And while her parents look at me, i'll look at her. This will prompt them to make her hug me too. "Come on, just give him a hug". I'll slightly rub her back and softly say this takes me back. Combined with the association from earlier, this will be the final stone. 16. A bit later ima text my pre-wife and ask her how her day was. I'll tell her i'll see her later with a wink emoji. 17. Ima go home, take a shower, make sure to wash the clothes to get rid of any perfume fragrances. 18. Meet my pre-wife and give her a good time, fueled by the dinner earlier Everything is going according to plan.
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Ok listen to me VERY carefully 1. You visit her one last time "to pick up your stuff" 2. You apologize to her parents that it didn't work out 3. You tell each parent what you learned from them and that you'll carry it with you for the rest of your life 4. They get a bittersweet feeling and will miss you 5. You make sure to remember their birthdays and send them a message on other holidays to make them never forget you 6. You are now the ex they'll compare every future boyfriend to 7. The expectations and the pressure will slow cook her subconsciously. She'll only bring bad options home. 8. They'll nag at her. "Leon was a good guy and you let him go" they'll say, sabotaging her future relationships further and slowly making her resent her parents 9. Her parents will start texting you, saying you were the best she ever brought home and that they'll miss you. 10. You say you're sorry, you really tried your best...but it takes two to make a relationship work 11. They start pressuring her to try again. She will decline at first. 12. After 10 more failed relationships and increased pressure from her parents, she gives in. She agrees to meet you once more. 13. You meet with her as a friend. You enjoy your meeting. You remind her of the good times you've had together. She starts to think "Maybe it just wasn't the right time" 14. She opens up to you, gives you another chance. You meet her a few times. Nothing happens. You are friendly but you keep your distance. 15. She finally falls in love with you. That's when you tell her you only view her as a friend and you can't stand her weird hairline. You leave and never look back FIN

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Kay@KayodeNoLimit·
Bro gets his advice from demons
Smitty🥇@Smitty_xyz

Ok listen to me VERY carefully 1. You visit her one last time "to pick up your stuff" 2. You apologize to her parents that it didn't work out 3. You tell each parent what you learned from them and that you'll carry it with you for the rest of your life 4. They get a bittersweet feeling and will miss you 5. You make sure to remember their birthdays and send them a message on other holidays to make them never forget you 6. You are now the ex they'll compare every future boyfriend to 7. The expectations and the pressure will slow cook her subconsciously. She'll only bring bad options home. 8. They'll nag at her. "Leon was a good guy and you let him go" they'll say, sabotaging her future relationships further and slowly making her resent her parents 9. Her parents will start texting you, saying you were the best she ever brought home and that they'll miss you. 10. You say you're sorry, you really tried your best...but it takes two to make a relationship work 11. They start pressuring her to try again. She will decline at first. 12. After 10 more failed relationships and increased pressure from her parents, she gives in. She agrees to meet you once more. 13. You meet with her as a friend. You enjoy your meeting. You remind her of the good times you've had together. She starts to think "Maybe it just wasn't the right time" 14. She opens up to you, gives you another chance. You meet her a few times. Nothing happens. You are friendly but you keep your distance. 15. She finally falls in love with you. That's when you tell her you only view her as a friend and you can't stand her weird hairline. You leave and never look back FIN

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