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@AndersonAfDMdEP @AnheuserBusch So Walmart gives me $1.78 for every 12 pack I take?

Hang on, don't go for it - yet! It's only a matter of time, until @AnheuserBusch will pay people to take home this shit!

@IanJaeger29 I don’t agree with Elon. He agrees with me.

Who else agrees with Elon Musk that child gender surgeries should be banned nationwide? 🙋‍♂️ theragingpatriot.org/breaking-elon-…

@KimRigden The eyes. Always the eyes. There’s no one home.

Once again the only mask is the room.

@LibertyCappy I don’t value the life of any criminal.

@backtolife_2023 I have skid marks in my underwear that have more gravitas than that piece of flotsam.

@tweettruth2me It’s a middle finger to patriots and veterans.

What’s the purpose of hanging a sexual agenda flag between two American Flags at the White House?

@bennyjohnson Garth Brooks is bubblegum country.

Garth Brooks BACKS Bud Light, Betrays Fans| Calls Boycotters ‘A**holes’ youtu.be/AZkNDwtwlOg

@trumplicans2024 All I see is a target.

pride month... yeah...

@jeffreytucker Jamie Fox plays him in the Disney version.

Just imagine how great he would be if he had gotten vaccinated. wsj.com/sports/tennis/…

@crippsszn Have a taco. Everything looks better after some tacos.

Dear Twitter, Thank you for the memories. I have decided that this is my final day on Twitter and earth. The Carlton football club has taken too much of a toll on me. We will never win a premiership or have any form of success. Goodbye Twitter! 👋

@elonmusk True. Augmented tacos for everyone!

Augmented reality is amazing

@TrmpTrain 2 shots plus a booster. Because my family made me. They don’t say so much lately. Thankfully I’m still healthy. Weight training is what I attribute for my resistance.

@Travis_in_Flint Gawd, not again with this shitstain. Fuckin’ hell. Do I have to block everyone who posts this twerp’s image?

@CNN @CNNSotu Asa Hutchinson is a non-factor, a never was.

“It is simply wrong for a candidate to use the pardon power of the United States, of the president in order to curry votes and in order to get an applause line." GOP presidential candidate Asa Hutchinson reacts to Vivek Ramaswamy's promise to pardon Trump. #CNNSOTU @CNNSotu

@VivekGRamaswamy Mitt Romney and his whole family should be buried in the state of Utah’s backyard. He is a talking pile of shit.

It’s pathetic to watch establishment GOP candidates celebrate with schadenfreude as a corrupt Biden DOJ indicts our main competitor. The indictment is silent on the Presidential Records Act, the main statute relevant to the case; silent on the fact that classification rules were codified via *executive order* and not statute; silent on the Clinton Sock Drawer federal court ruling which held the President has “sole discretion” on deciding what records are covered. If you’re a former prosecutor who’s now making a self-interested argument to try to eliminate your own competitor in the GOP primary and curry favor with @CNN, please do your homework first.

@CFBTalkDaily I have to say Florida, UF.

The best program in Florida is ?

@jjfuller72 SEC should play road games if you’re going down that path. Also, nut up pussies. Play 9 games in conference or go fuck yourselves.

“The SEC isn’t all that” In the last 6 yrs: SEC is 15-3 in CFP games (2 of those losses coming from fellow SEC teams) Big10 is 1-5 Big12 1-4 (exiting OU 0-3) ACC 3-3 (all Clemson) PAC 0-0 in CFP, but 1-7 in NY6 games despite playing 2nd/3rd place teams from B1G etc…

Hey Garth Brooks: FUCK YOU You asshole

@V_Hawtmess1 He’s faux country. And yes, that’s about as insulting a comment as possible.