Kaz Heaney

@nealbrennan , I watched Blocks. laughed a lot on the inside until the end, when the laughs out loud were to keep me from crying. You'll need to try harder than that to get me to 'col'. (*hugs*)

@InMyMercedes Smile on! My customers say they can see mine because it rides up past my eyes.

@DammitErin How about a short-ish story to that effect?

What I really want is a Hallmark movie where a woman learns the true meaning of Christmas while she hunts a serial killer.

OMG I've been off here so long there first tweet I'd missed was Barack Obama wishing everyone a Merry Christmas... in 2018.

Everytime I look at millionaire or billionaire houses on Instagram, I'm like, what do I do with all that space? Cartwheel around naked?

@meaghano Right on. The best kind of coincidence.

@madeleine what's a good biography on Francisco Franco?

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/Bipv22fh-Fz/…

Guess who I met today? #secstatevisit #internationalrelationsnerd #writersfollowwriters… instagram.com/p/BiI4S3LBTqq/

Think I'll hold out until the weekend? #writersofinstagram #mangabinge #beginswithadeadperson… instagram.com/p/BhuMbmKBtG_/

@GordonRamsay voice: french buttercream. Done. #writersofinstagram #bakinglove #creamislove instagram.com/p/BhhcZRRB1LX/

Nothing like knife work while day tipsy to feel awesome. #writersofinstagram… instagram.com/p/BhhRZj6hipu/

Have a great weekend, everybody. #writersofinstagram #weekendinstyle🍸 #bakingjuice #writingjuice… instagram.com/p/BhhKsCYhTwP/

Opened the champagne. Honestly, was expecting a deluge. #writersofinstagram #champagnecake… instagram.com/p/BhhKIBshRnH/

I've never opened champagne before. #writersofinstagram #bakinglove #bakingbreak… instagram.com/p/BhhI-xoBJgR/

Done eating. Back to work. #writersofinstagram #cakehmmmm #underbaked #inattentivebaker… instagram.com/p/Bg9sZG9gCEp/

I'm hungry. #writersofinstagram #cakehmmmm instagram.com/p/Bg9qHvdAPZ5/

Needed the break. #writersofinstagram #minivacation #bakinglove… instagram.com/p/Bg9oJAqAB0I/

@JakeKasdan, was the scene in Jumanji where van Pelt kills his minion a clue to the next movie where, while explaining the game's origin, it reveals the hunter's a rogue glitch in the program that made a previously thrilling game dangerous? #JumanjiWelcomeToTheJungle #writerslife

Vacation is finishing all of this before starting the next project. #writingathome… instagram.com/p/BfciPPVACQk/