Kris Weber
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Kris Weber
@KeWeber45
Avid Michigan, Louisville, and Reds fan. Also the man with 1,004 nicknames.
rising sun, in Katılım Mart 2011
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Looking forward to my husband @DatDudeBP going into the @Reds HOF this weekend. Proud is an understatement 🥹🥲⚾️
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STEINER MATH PROVES MICHIGAN HAS A 133⅓% CHANCE TO DESTROY UCONN TONIGHT!
You see, you got the #1 seed Michigan Wolverines men’s basketball, the BIG DOGS, the TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN.
going up against UConn Huskies.
Now normally, that’s a 50/50 shot at best of winning it all.
BUT YOU AIN’T DEALING WITH NORMAL. YOU’RE DEALING WITH THE #1 SEED!
So you add 25% for being the best team in the damn tournament. NOW YOU’RE AT 75%!
BUT WAIT A MINUTE!
UConn walks in thinking they’re tough, thinking they’re built for March, BUT THEY AIN’T BUILT LIKE MICHIGAN!
So you take their confidence, their “championship DNA”,
AND YOU SUBTRACT 33 1/3%…
NOW YOU GOT MICHIGAN AT 108 1/3% CHANCE OF RUNNING THEM STRAIGHT OUT THE GYM!
AND THEN YOU FACTOR IN THE BIG 10 GRIND, THE SIZE, THE PHYSICALITY,
THE FACT THEY BEEN WHOOPIN TEAMS ALL YEAR LONG!
YOU ADD ANOTHER 25% JUST FOR THAT!
NOW YOU LOOKIN AT A 133 1/3% CHANCE OF AN ABSOLUTE ASS WHOOPIN!
THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE.
AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR UCONN TONIGHT
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@jonavich45 how Pillman didnt break his neck is beyond me!
On This Day in WWE@OTD_in_WWE
#OnThisDayInWWE 35 years ago at WrestleWar 1991: Sid Vicious nearly breaks Brian Pillman in two with this Powerbomb! "Jesus!", exclaims Dusty - and the fans watching War Games think exactly the same too! @JRsBBQ @LexisKingWWE
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