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Kris Weber

@KeWeber45

Avid Michigan, Louisville, and Reds fan. Also the man with 1,004 nicknames.

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Clayton Sayfie@CSayf23·
Rayshaun Benny reuniting with Jesse Minter and Lou Esposito. One of the best draft calls I’ve seen.
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ATBBTTR@ATBBTTR·
Another five game winning streak only means one thing… Time to play the song!! “We’re the Reds, RED HOT!” #ATOBTTR
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Jade Cargill@Jade_Cargill·
Looking forward to my husband @DatDudeBP going into the @Reds HOF this weekend. Proud is an understatement 🥹🥲⚾️
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Brandy Billy OF top 0.01%@Brandy_billy_·
I’m definitely the sweetest thing under this tree, don’t you think? 🍭🍬
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Jessica Dimon@jessicadimon·
Wanna bite?? 🍑🍆
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Jessica Dimon@jessicadimon·
Squeeze them, love them!! Kiss 💋 😘 them. Hiiii!!! Love me
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Jessica Dimon@jessicadimon·
Hi!! Say something back!! 🍑🍑
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katie 🤠🤍@tattedtalker·
Can I dm you random photos?? (Answer at your own risk)
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Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner
Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner@ScottSteiner·
STEINER MATH PROVES MICHIGAN HAS A 133⅓% CHANCE TO DESTROY UCONN TONIGHT! You see, you got the #1 seed Michigan Wolverines men’s basketball, the BIG DOGS, the TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN. going up against UConn Huskies. Now normally, that’s a 50/50 shot at best of winning it all. BUT YOU AIN’T DEALING WITH NORMAL. YOU’RE DEALING WITH THE #1 SEED! So you add 25% for being the best team in the damn tournament. NOW YOU’RE AT 75%! BUT WAIT A MINUTE! UConn walks in thinking they’re tough, thinking they’re built for March, BUT THEY AIN’T BUILT LIKE MICHIGAN! So you take their confidence, their “championship DNA”, AND YOU SUBTRACT 33 1/3%… NOW YOU GOT MICHIGAN AT 108 1/3% CHANCE OF RUNNING THEM STRAIGHT OUT THE GYM! AND THEN YOU FACTOR IN THE BIG 10 GRIND, THE SIZE, THE PHYSICALITY, THE FACT THEY BEEN WHOOPIN TEAMS ALL YEAR LONG! YOU ADD ANOTHER 25% JUST FOR THAT! NOW YOU LOOKIN AT A 133 1/3% CHANCE OF AN ABSOLUTE ASS WHOOPIN! THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE. AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR UCONN TONIGHT
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Brandy Billy OF top 0.01%@Brandy_billy_·
Confidence is the best outfit, but this set is a close second.
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Chad Dotson
Chad Dotson@dotsonc·
I am not exaggerating when I say this is my favorite moment in Cincinnati Reds history. Allow me to present: "Where's Quinones?"
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Juicy 🍒@Juicylovezyou·
Comment RAW if you’d fuck me with no condom 👀 I HATE condoms.
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