Rob Kearns

@stoolpresidente @nflcommish @josephkirwan

I’m quitting watching football. There is no other way to teach @nflcommish a lesson. This is blatant cheating. #nflrigged

@DaytrippingRed Rashers survived Chernobyl

Straight out of AfScranistan

I wonder could we coax Trump to put an Irish flag on Mars along side the American one…. and tie The 2 Johnnies to it

Star boy! What a fucking talent 🇾🇪

I’m losing faith in humanity with every single minute that passes! We’re absolutely bolloxed

@EwanMacKenna What a fucking awful take on it He raised his hand to a woman That should be the end of him Talking about setting precedents yet defending a tramp! You’re an awful helmet

No matter what you think of Rory Gallagher, legally he has never been convicted. So what kind of a precedent does it set for the GAA president to be intervening and handing out de facto life bans, based on moral whims? Does this mean Jarlath Burns can ban anyone, any time?

“I’m not gonna lie” absolutely aids inducing term whatever dickhead came up with it!

RTÉ must have blown their budget on the fireworks because if yer man Cian the crow was singing for shite he wouldn’t get the smell of it 🚮

Up ouve it ya little duck ya 🐥

A big go of a hot port for the snotty nose! Nothing bates it 🤝

There’s no one stopping the Chiefs from winning another SB

Here Alexa, play Earth Song by Mick Jackson till we mow a big go of sprouts ouve ih

@BBCSport @Micko_6 he’ll be back driving the bus in the morning

Yet another seed falls! 😮 The world number five won't be returning to the Palace after Christmas. #BBCDarts

The year is 2167…there’s flying cars, robots running the planet, floating Cities, Sci-fi environments and RTÉ will still be showing Killina-fucking-skully and Mrs Brown’s Boys Love a Jaysus

@NFLIreland @Michael_NFL @KildareVillage

RIGHT! Where are you watching from tonight?

Well that’s not very fucking Christmassy, is it?!!

Now that that boxing nonsense is over can yee all be quiet and let us continue watching a real man’s sport in peace 🏈

Not the best week for a Palace fan if they don’t want to hear mention of Jesus

Greatest little Country on the planet! By God

Here, @McDonalds yer after making some bollox of things with those new cardboard lids It’s like drinking ouve a soggy Cornflake box You’re ruining Christmas