@BrotherNumsah I wouldn’t go out there either! Bunch of lunatics trying to drift Pagani Zondas everywhere
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@KedgeOnline
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Hello, chief. Let’s talk, why not?
Chicago, IL Katılım Ağustos 2015
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@KedgeOnline The thing that gets me is the pedestrian-less streets of Tokyo lol
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Playing a lot of Forza Horizon lately and I’m really struggling with why a city or region would actually want to host the fictional Horizon Festival. Ignoring the almost-guaranteed catastrophic loss of life, the insurance payouts alone would be ridiculous.
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@rubentoteles Maybe everyone in Forza cannon has access to the rewind system and not just the player. Accidents are so common because they can be instantly undone
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@KedgeOnline My theory is Horizon takes place in a post-scarcity Earth and people really do be coming back from the dead or hiding for weeks in bunkers just to host the festival
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@sleepingsooty Yeah a massive estate near metro Tokyo is cheap, right?
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@KedgeOnline I think it's really funny how you get given property left and right for free or incredibly cheap wherever you go.
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@Needmorepudds Buddy I have like 20 hours on it already. The game is absolutely awesome
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@KedgeOnline It's a game and not real dude. They couldn't do this irl it would be a logistical nightmare not to mention dangerous. Just enjoy the game
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@ruben_aag Maybe the wristband colors are signs of wider social upward mobility
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@KedgeOnline They live in an authoritarian society where cars and motorsport make such a ridiculous amount of money and is so popular that the festival and the various governments just eat the costs. Like the Olympics but nationwide.
This also explains why the player earns so much money.
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@ken91358 My Ford Raptor got hit by a bullet train at full speed when I was playing earlier. Feel like that right there is hundreds of millions of dollars of infrastructure repairs and potentially dozens of deaths
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@KedgeOnline The number of families I’ve killed by colliding head on into SUVs at 240 MPH
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Bob Newhart unexpectedly eulogizing Krusty the Klown might be the funniest Simpsons bit in the history of the show
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@Celwynvian Yeah it’s probably a good idea to just plan a holiday and leave the area altogether during that thing
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@KedgeOnline A common line playing with my friends in freeroam is "I just killed a family of 4 there"
And my response is always "It's Horizon Festival they knew what they were getting into going for a drive today"
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@clowncabinet97 Although uhhh many of us we uhhh we didn’t watch his show
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@KedgeOnline “I think in a way, in a very…very meaningful way that uh, that I uhhhh ALL of us…”
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My favourite ever video. Nothing will ever beat it.
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Lee Dixon and Robbie Earle are completely suitmogging Gary “golf shirt” Neville
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Wonder if it’s dawned on the other four top European leagues that their revenue sharing systems designed to keep the same big clubs in power forever has caused them to fall behind the Premier League in every possible way.
Samuel Luckhurst@samuelluckhurst
Wonder if it’s dawned on Uefa how much the dire format change has weighted the Europa League and Conference League in favour of English clubs. Premier League clubs have budgets to blow counterparts out of the water and Villa are blowing Freiburg away.
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@TheRealFounding @cowlonfull I think an understanding of what you can do next. It’s worse with sales than buys because when sell a beloved player in a traditional European league it’s shit but at least you know what your club has received to reinvest
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@KedgeOnline @cowlonfull Ahhh... I see.
What do you think you would gain out of knowing the amount in a simple $ fashion?
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The thing that nobody ever seems able to deal with is that most Americans that like soccer like the sport the way it is. FIFA putting in weird halftime shows and MLS changing the clock are both examples of missing what people want
Adam Booker@abooker17
MLS is poor at attracting American soccer fans who wake up every Saturday morning at 7am to watch hours of European football, and that’s an audience they need to capture in this country. The last thing they should do is make the sport unrecognizable to the rest of the world.
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