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Most guys got into a relationship after the chic asked , ' what are we doing'.

Sometimes we Kenyans make things that should be simple difficult. Not sure if its a factor or being obstinate or just pure incompetence. For example, why would anyone in this day and age use a slasher to cut grass along a national highway?

@Kabogo_Henry I love this ride. Anaconda in Gold Reef.

OMG 😳

Muranga Level 5 Hospital CT scan is now installed. We apologise for the delay .

Fuel to hit shs. 107 tomorrow..damn!

@KURAroads @Roads_KE @Ma3Route Lol, even roads in Europe in 1800s didn't look this mediocre.

Today, the Kenya Urban Roads Authority officials inspected Marula Lane in Karen, a 1.2 km link set to transform connectivity within Langata Constituency. Once complete, it will seamlessly connect Mbagathi Ridge Rd and strengthen the entire Karen road network.@Roads_KE @Ma3Route

Gotta love that mild humid weather. Its the best.

My best performance in the 2025 movies is Amy Madigan on Weapons. Weapons is also one of the best movies I have ever watched.

@djeduhmaks @EricNjiiru @NimuKiarie Remember they are buying rights for a region and not for you specifically. On that basis, since the income levels in this region are low compared to Europe and else where, it may seem expensive from a cash outlay perspective but you cannot argue against the value.

@EricNjiiru @NimuKiarie Paying 7300 to only watch at least 6 games a month is not rewarding at all.

Everyone seems to know what’s ailing Dstv apart from the people at Dstv. The average Kenyan football fan can no longer afford Ksh7,300 per month to access the package that has the PL, La Liga, Serie A and UCL with the internet going for just 3k or below. (Btw Dstv Compact should now be known as Dstv Man United since it has only the PL)

@mungaikihanya Don't hold your breath.

I've seen @MikeSonko displaying purchase of very expensive stuff. Makes me wonder: how much income tax does he pay in a typical year? Just curious.

@MwangoCapital @Kvaati Didn't he say that the property is undervalued? Did you check whether the property has been revalued or held at cost? I guess the question is what would be the value of the property vis a vis the other assets once they have revalued them.

Fact-checking Ndii: Nation Media Group holds KES 652.2M in land & buildings, representing ~6.1% of total assets (~KES 10.7B). — FY24: KES 716.5M (~6.1% of assets) — FY23: KES 652.2M (~6.1% of assets) Land remains a consistent ~6% of NMG’s asset base, showing the group is not heavily asset-backed by property.

@mungaikihanya @ntsa_kenya An eye sight test is a personal issue. Why should the government act like a parent? Govt should just make laws (guard rails) and let you do as you please within those guardrails, otherwise, you get punished. The government should not act like a parent.

@ntsa_kenya Instead of chasing speeding drivers with speed cameras, it would be more productive to institute annual eyesight testing for all drivers before renewing driving licenses. Trust me: This will have a much greater effect on road accidents than the speed cameras.

@LeviMunyeri 1. Traffic offences are strict liability offences. The prosecution does not need to prove mens rea. 2. What about this Notice prevents me from me heard if I seek to be heard? My view is that it gives you the option. If you dispute, you go to court. If not, you pay.

Unconstitutional. NTSA cannot assume the role of the Judiciary. The rights to impose a fine fall squarely under the Judiciary. If a quasi-judicial body imposes fines, it must derive that authority from statute and the right to be heard must be granted. I will file a Petition.

So he should leave it as he found it? He shouldn't make any improvements?

The Nairobi flooding problem is not a Sakaja problem as politicians would want to paint it. It’s a perennial issue, and to blame are decades of poor urban planning and uncontrolled construction!

Of course!, Yes!, we knew Sakaja has a fake degree, is an incompetent greedy surrogate of state-capture oligarchs. He's a Rutoist disaster. Nairobi City deserves better, not lootocracy. But the original sin isn't Sakaja! Kenya's curse is the culture of corruption, which breeds Sakajas, that we should abhor & eject at once. Ukora, Wakora & #RutoMustGo

@mwetich__ Did my comment give the impression that Amazon is more negative? I just said compare. Nothing more.

@Kedirah Did I say it's a negative thing to do?

Their business model (read employee treatment) is also brutal! VERY BRUTAL!

The Ministry of Defence has announced that the UAE air force and air defence forces have so far dealt with 165 ballistic missiles, two cruise missiles and 541 Iranian drones since the start of the Iranian attack. The ministry said that on the morning of the second day of the attack, UAE air force and air defence forces destroyed 20 ballistic missiles, while eight missiles fell into the sea. They also destroyed two cruise missiles and 311 drones. However, 21 drones struck civilian targets. The ministry affirmed the capability of the UAE air force and air defence to address various threats. It explained that since the beginning of the Iranian attack on 28th February, 2026, 165 ballistic missiles launched from Iran towards the UAE have been detected. Of these, 152 were destroyed, while 13 fell into sea waters. Two cruise missiles were also detected and destroyed. A total of 541 Iranian drones were detected, of which 506 were intercepted and destroyed, while 35 fell within the country, causing material damage. The incidents resulted in three fatalities of Pakistani, Nepali and Bangladeshi nationalities, and 58 minor injuries among Emirati, Egyptian, Ethiopian, Filipino, Pakistani, Iranian, Indian, Bangladeshi, Sri Lankan, Azerbaijani, Yemeni, Ugandan, Eritrean, Lebanese and Afghan nationals. The ministry indicated that some debris fell in various areas of the country as a result of air defence systems intercepting ballistic missiles and drones, leading to minor to moderate material damage to a number of civilian properties. The ministry expressed its full readiness to address any threats and stressed that the safety of citizens, residents and visitors remains a top priority that cannot be compromised. #وزارة_الدفاع #وزارة_الدفاع_الإماراتية #MOD #UAEMinistryOfDefence

Just watched Marty Supreme and wow. It was amazing. Has uncut gems vibes where everything is do or die. And Kevin O' Leary was damn good in it.

'Why do they want to tarmac the roads'