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Which Nobel prize did the first person to fry Mac & Cheese win?

What kind of shitty country would deny student loan forgiveness but give January 6th rioters forgiveness and pay them $1.8 billion?

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?” BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.” BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

In Donald Trumps America, if you go to college, you get punished. If you smear feces on walls and have sex with children, you get millions of dollars. We truly are the shithole of the world. America was great, before 2017.

If the POTUS can make himself and his ENTIRE family immune from the IRS, why the fuck should any of US pay taxes from now on? Y'all aren't angry enough. 🗣️

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

Hey, @xcelenergy question. How many times do I have to sign up for automatic payment? Just wondering as a guy who's about to do it a third time in 15 months

You showed me colors you know I can't see with anyone else

horny but like for a soul connection

Voicemails to Isabelle looks so good

Being an American right now is just waking up and being told how much more money our president is stealing and having to go about our day like normal.

@iKezims To be fair the majority of the shows with hella good build the last 5 years have had dog shit poor execution down the stretch

The Boys finale was dog shit. No other commentary needed as this opinion is not unique. Absolute waste.

We’re living in a country where people call free school lunches “socialism” while cheering for a billionaire’s ballroom.

if you think uncomfortable conversations are hard wait until you see the results of not having them

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK

Don't let anyone talk you out of buying that 1 book at the bookstore. Those 3 books could be the most life-changing 10 books you've ever gotten.

Suggest not trying it with a dismissive avoident though

double texting isnt embarassing yall turned basic human enthusiasm into a social crime

Uneducated voters are more dangerous than illegal immigrants.

doing a line of hope

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.