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@KeeSleeks

This is purple prose of myself

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Gleas@KeeSleeks·
Which Nobel prize did the first person to fry Mac & Cheese win?
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Captain Obvious™️
Captain Obvious™️@TheFungi669·
What kind of shitty country would deny student loan forgiveness but give January 6th rioters forgiveness and pay them $1.8 billion?
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Jim Gardner-Johnson
Jim Gardner-Johnson@DatDudeJD·
BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?” BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.” BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”
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GraceLynn
GraceLynn@FullOfGraceUS·
In Donald Trumps America, if you go to college, you get punished. If you smear feces on walls and have sex with children, you get millions of dollars. We truly are the shithole of the world. America was great, before 2017.
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Jenni@hashjenni·
If the POTUS can make himself and his ENTIRE family immune from the IRS, why the fuck should any of US pay taxes from now on? Y'all aren't angry enough. 🗣️
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Soleil@soleiljolina·
Microdosing hell by being aware and literate
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Gleas@KeeSleeks·
Hey, @xcelenergy question. How many times do I have to sign up for automatic payment? Just wondering as a guy who's about to do it a third time in 15 months
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Gleas@KeeSleeks·
You showed me colors you know I can't see with anyone else
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horny but like for a soul connection
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Gleas@KeeSleeks·
Voicemails to Isabelle looks so good
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With Love, JerLisa Nicole
With Love, JerLisa Nicole@JerLisa_Nicole·
Being an American right now is just waking up and being told how much more money our president is stealing and having to go about our day like normal.
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Gleas@KeeSleeks·
@iKezims To be fair the majority of the shows with hella good build the last 5 years have had dog shit poor execution down the stretch
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James@iKezims·
The Boys finale was dog shit. No other commentary needed as this opinion is not unique. Absolute waste.
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Jamie Bonkiewicz
Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz·
We’re living in a country where people call free school lunches “socialism” while cheering for a billionaire’s ballroom.
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Pengu
Pengu@Penguxn·
if you think uncomfortable conversations are hard wait until you see the results of not having them
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𝓑𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷
𝓑𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷@realmfberlin·
YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK
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Penguin Books USA
Penguin Books USA@penguinusa·
Don't let anyone talk you out of buying that 1 book at the bookstore. Those 3 books could be the most life-changing 10 books you've ever gotten.
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joey@FKQ·
double texting isnt embarassing yall turned basic human enthusiasm into a social crime
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Evan
Evan@daviddunn177·
Uneducated voters are more dangerous than illegal immigrants.
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¿@umlarp·
doing a line of hope
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Bob Golen
Bob Golen@BobGolen·
I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.
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