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Keefer
@Keeferindahouse
Professional shitposter extraordinaire
Las Vegas Nevada Katılım Şubat 2015
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@BowTiedRanger Cool now cancel EBT and watch all the goyslop come down in price quick
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>government stops unlimited food stamps program
>PepsiCo loses over $1 billion
>no one starves
Pubity@pubity
It's been revealed that PepsiCo lost over a billion dollars due to making Doritos $6-7 a bag, so expensive that people just stopped buying them. They're reducing the price of chips to try and make some money back.
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@kiyomimilan 2 has the technology and the contingency plan when a super villain shoots down the plane
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24 hour flight, unlimited food & you can watch anything you want.
which seat are you taking?
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Religion stole my entire sexual prime.
I didn’t have sex until my wedding night at 23.
I didn’t have a real dating life until my divorce at 28.
And I’m done pretending that wasn’t a tragedy.
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Bryan Cranston defends Skyler White after Frankie Muniz said he wanted her to die while watching ‘Breaking Bad’
"Let me get this straight... Her husband leaves without any explanation, she's pregnant, he's making crystal methamphetamine, and people have died... and she's the bitch?"
(via @firstwefeast)
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"Why should I stay up to watch Ignite Pacific?"
"8 man Jeff ult"
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@roikfbuwgc254 >ranch with chicken wings
Wait until you learn about blue cheese. The superior dressing
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Especially as I get older and become less useful
Just push through. Amirite?
Marlayna@Marlayna29
Men, is this true?
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@Keegan59992745 Don't let support players apply for the job because they never look up
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“Let marvel rivals players become air traffic controllers”
Dexerto@Dexerto
The FAA is now targeting gamers to help fill air traffic controller jobs Officials say they are a natural fit due to their quick decision-making, focus, and ability to handle pressure
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@ejdickson >New Yorker doesn't eat the crust
Deserved to be caught
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babe what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your Terminator 2 Judgement Day silver promotional peanutbutter
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If I woke up next to you I'd be checking the mouth feel on that Glock bb, get real
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my diamond 3 coach telling me to stay on spider-man and blame the healers
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The Homie Fire@FireLightningWB
Yall do not want no diamond players guiding ppl my nigga☠️☠️☠️
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