Adam Keating

Give me my @D_DeGea back.

He may have ran his course at the club but don't ever question how fantastic of a servant David De Gea was to Manchester United, yes it was the right time to move on but he was arguably one of the best shotstoppers the Premier League has ever seen, thanks for everything, David.

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The next time a Manchester City fan mentions innocence etc, remind them there's pages upon pages to show otherwise. Here's a quick explainer on some of them. 1/ Like this which is rerouting money through multiple companies rather than direct via ADUG (Abu Dhabi United Group):

Cheers Elon, killing Twitter on me birthday, still not as bad as Henry's handball OTD in 2009 though.

Ronaldo in the league this year: - 7 fouls - 6 shots on target What's this "high level" you speak about?

Rooney was always the bigger legend.

Going for 30 euro each

Two seated tickets for Kendrick Lamar tonight for sale, face value obo #ticketfairy

@rikkimoore666 I’ve a feeling this negotiation will be easier, my friend

The only thing worse than the refs these days is having to watch United on a weekly basis.

Someone needs to sit all the commentators down and explain how the offside rule works - sick of hearing "why didn't he put the flag up there" THEY HAVE TO WAIT FOR VAR MY GOODNESS

Burn Butcher Burn > Toss A Coin To Your Witcher

United players, if you're gonna leave Ole Gunnar Solskjaer literally shedding tears in an interview, you probably need to show a little bit more than this once you've convinced everyone he was the problem

Dave is still the best keeper at the club and I will die on this hill.

Announce @Sanchooo10? 𝗬𝗲𝘀 𝘅 #MUFC