卌Keely♛

My first day at Nickelodeon Animation they put me in a conference room and handed me a VHS tape. They said “watch this, it’s our next series” That video was “Help Wanted” I remember laughing out loud when I watched it Today is the anniversary of the premiere of that pilot in 1999

Bruno Mars looked at Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy) on this day 18 years ago.

lmao

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

Got a new hammock Neighbors cat chills at our place a lot. In the morning I yoinked him to me in the hammock we recently got..Lather that day he tried it again on its own.

por trás de todo mulher trabalhadora, há um gato gordo esperando por ela em casa.

Anyone who voted to install spyware inside of our vehicles should be removed from Congress. This is tyranny.

I will never forgive yall for electing this man into office. decade of our lives directly under him and how many decades undoing the harm. god

I love how cats are just like “wow I am so happy right now time to vibrate”

Jimmy Carter was the 39th U.S. President - and never ordered a single aerial bombing campaign against a foreign country. Every modern president before and after him did. Carter chose diplomacy where others chose firepower. His defining moment came at Camp David in 1978 - locking Egyptian and Israeli leaders in 13 days of brutal negotiation, emerging with a peace agreement that ended 30 years of war. His presidency faced the Iran hostage crisis, oil shocks and economic turmoil - crises that would have given any leader justification for military escalation. He held the line anyway. He received the Nobel Peace Prize in 2002. He died in 2024 at 100 years old. The man who never bombed anyone outlived almost every critic who called him weak.

Next April, 2027 at this exact time, you’ll be standing in the places you used to dream about. Living your most beautiful rich life. Send this to yourself.

It’s no coincidence birdsong regulates our nervous systems & lowers cortisol. Birdsong is how birds announce the area is free from predators. They don’t just signal safety to fellow birds, they signal to the entire ecosystem. The human brain attuned to this signal over centuries.

12 years and they still aren’t done with the pipes, cancer rates are through the roof, the kids haven’t seen a dime of the settlement money, and not a single person has been held accountable. Flint ain’t fixed!!!!

33 YEARS OF GOOD LUCK FOR THOSE WHO DON'T IGNORE THE COLOCOLO KITTEN.

It gets MUCH worse than this but it's a decent intro for all the "they just read license plates" sheep/people....

me and somebody’s dad at work

I would take sign language remakes of every classic Disney movie over a single live action remake any day

Looking hotter in your 30s than in your 20s is exactly the flex you think it is.

I’m a fan of historical context, a lore whore, if you will, so I loved this. Please listen to @durandbernarr explain the history, and proper usage of “clock it,” the hand gesture most have been doing wrong, and the meaning behind it.

The Pistons won a home playoff game for the first time since 2008. It's the first Detroit sports playoff victory in Little Caesars Arena... ever.