@SLamby7788 if they have the baby on Friday, they should be back at work on MONDAY
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sarge
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@sarge____
almost always joking.
Detroit-ish Katılım Ağustos 2021
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@sarge____ One year? ONE YEAR? You realize how much productivity we would lose? You realize how this will impact profits? You realize how that hurts shareholders? ONE YEAR?!? For mothers and children to “bond?” F’n liberals. Think of the shareholders. Who is looking out for them!?!
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"I could give a rat's ass about the other team's student section"
Owen Oszust@Owen_Oszust
UCLA coach Mick Cronin's thoughts on the Michigan State student section. @ThisistheIZZONE
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@BuckGenoIII really regretted my decision to move over an hour away from my mom at the halfway point of today
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@sarge____ Just wait until she gets a cold or something and you get brought into long relief on short rest
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what i see in my head when i hear this:
First Class 🏁@1DJFirstClass
15 Years Ago Today, Wiz Khalifa Released His Mixtape ‘Cabin Fever’ 🔥⛽️
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i think society would be so much happier if world leaders and politicians didn't tweet
Khamenei.ir@khamenei_ir
The Americans constantly say that they’ve sent a warship toward Iran. Of course, a warship is a dangerous piece of military hardware. However, more dangerous than that warship is the weapon that can send that warship to the bottom of the sea.
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not applicable to everyone, but:
every time you're hungover in your early 20s, workout. it really sucks at first but after a while, you trick your body into thinking the only way you'll beat that feeling is by working out.
then you become accustomed to exercising to feel better
𝒢𝒾𝒷𝓈𝑜𝓃@OpiumX_29
i am BEGGING someone to tell me the secret to enjoying working out
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me waiting on the cashier to notice me after i screwed up self checkout again
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one of the worst takes i have ever seen. it was unquestionably better than what we have now.
it was something to look forward to, a way to try new movies and video games. and it wasn't overly expensive.
your whole family was usually involved, too
Pedro Pascal Siakam@alsonickadams
I get that everyone is drunk on nostalgia 24/7 now, but going to Blockbuster video was absolutely not a better experience than what we have now. I was there. You can't lie to me.
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@sarge____ Good tweet, feels like college. I either run this or spread. Catch me dead running pro style in cfb games lol
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@chiefs15to87td I mix it up between Wide Offset, Wide 5 WR, and Wide Y Trips out of the South Florida playbook. idk why more people don't run it online
the only thing that slows it down are corners who can press and people who can run 3-3-5 well
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@sarge____ if you like playing w spacing and WR splits try running normal trips formations, trips that are 4 strong (running back to the passing strength) or quads formations
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in a program with practically zero resources or funding, Boss graduates like 95% of his guys and has almost zero off the field issues.
something to think about when assessing a baseball program where there is snow on the field for 60% of the season.
Michigan State Baseball@MSUBaseball
Michigan State Athletics Announces Jake Boss Jr. Contract Extension 📰: sprtns.co/4qF58cj #GoGreen
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i can't imagine there has ever been a bigger missed follow up question than right here
Brian Tyler Cohen@briantylercohen
I asked @BarackObama if aliens are real.
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VICTORY FOR MSU!!!!
Michigan State 13, No. 8 Louisville 4
*Spartans win series for the highest-ranked series W under Coach Boss!!
*Parker Picot w/ 8⃣ RBI to be 1st Spartan w/ 8 RBI since Bob Malek on 4/19/2000!!
Spartans go for the sweep on Sunday at 1 pm!!
#VictoryForMSU
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By studying samples analyzed by the Curiosity rover, scientists have taken another step toward understanding whether life could have ever existed on Mars.
A new study suggests that non-biological sources cannot fully account for the abundance of organic compounds found in a sample collected by the rover.
Dig into the details: go.nasa.gov/46AGzG5
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