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@KeeneNancyPants

Stupid jokes. That's all.

Mobile, AL Katılım Eylül 2011
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Sass Mouth@KeeneNancyPants·
My #NancyDrew #Readthrough: A Prologue. As stated before, I was gifted (i.e. saved them from being thrown away) the almost complete set of Yellow Cover ND Mystery Stories. I grew up with #HardyBoys and only knew of Nancy peripherally.
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Sass Mouth@KeeneNancyPants·
Everytime I hear @JessicaMcKay say Crybaby is her favorite movie, I desperately need to know if she's ever seen the Broadway musical based on it. (Shooting my shot to get an answer)
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Sass Mouth@KeeneNancyPants·
@WWEBigE you may never see this but I directed a wrestling themed version of Taming of the Shrew which is up for a local "Best of" award. If we win, may I have your blessing to make my acceptance speech the "Hard Hat" promo? Will I also need @SamiZayn blessing as well?
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Sass Mouth@KeeneNancyPants·
Got to see @PersiaPierce in the ring last Saturday. I can't wait to see how far she goes! And @willkroos called me ugly despite me calling him bruv. It's why the Ham Sammich chants started
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Sass Mouth@KeeneNancyPants·
You, a casual: @BillNye Me, an intellectual idiot: William New Year's Eve.
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Alex McMillan
Alex McMillan@UndeniablyAlex·
Was really happy with this question I wrote from 1% tonight
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Steve Lemme
Steve Lemme@SteveLemme·
Anyone know what type of car this is?
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Sass Mouth@KeeneNancyPants·
Life has a funny way of passing you by. One day, the world seems full of promise: then you blink and there is somehow 5 entire seasons of Bob Hearts Abishola on CBS.
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Sass Mouth@KeeneNancyPants·
If @12PointsUSA is looking for musical parallels in this year's #Eurovision, Baby Lasagna is basically Rob Zombie's "Dragula" and Bambi Thug is Poppy's "I Disagree"
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Sass Mouth@KeeneNancyPants·
This viral marketing for @Ghostbusters sucks.
James Spann@spann

EARLY AFTERNOON NOTES: The winter weather advisory has been expanded southward, to include areas as far south as Mobile, Atmore, Greenville, Montgomery, and Roanoke. *Snow continues to fall over Northwest Alabama, where some spots are now reporting over 5 inches around the Shoals. *Most of the significant snow will be north of the Tennessee River, but light snow accumulation (with some sleet) is possible as far south as Winfield, Cullman, and Fort Payne tonight. *Most areas south of the Tennessee River will deal with freezing rain/freezing drizzle tonight (not snow). This will have potential to bring a glaze of ice to bridges and some road surfaces as Arctic air plunges southward. See the attached graphics for timing of when icy travel will likely begin. I will have a few video briefing and detailed discussion posted here later this afternoon...

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Sass Mouth@KeeneNancyPants·
I had a dream where I kept calling @BeckyLynchWWE "Bonky Lynch". Please no one tell her.
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Sass Mouth@KeeneNancyPants·
Fun fact: I've never seen one episode of M*A*S*H, probably because I'm still terrified of raising one million kids in a shack, as was foretold by the prophesy in 1993.
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Maureen (Mo) Edwards
Maureen (Mo) Edwards@1maureenedwards·
🍿Join #ErnestWatchParty next SUN 7/9/23 for a 🌟BONUS EVENT🌟 featuring the 1993 box office hit, 🎥“Beverly Hillbillies,” starring #JimVarney! 🥳 We will have a 🆓 stream, group chat, exclusive content, & random giveaways! 📌 More info is pinned to my profile! #ErnestTwitter
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