Eden Everafter

Stranger things than death can happen to lab rat girls and pretty white rabbits. Happy Trans Awareness Week! About a year ago I said I’d write more about my transition later. Welcome to later! Adapted from a bigger project but it’s fine enough for now— misfitmementos.com/alchemical-wom…

I want to be a Bugs Bunny, but in that desire I only further prove myself a Daffy Duck

My type of girl is a civil service top, someone who takes care of me in bed and on public thoroughfares

I’m at a vampire’s castle not even reaching the vampire, getting torn apart by his wolves while going “blasted beasts!”, he’s sitting at a dinner table drinking a glass of wine smugly waiting for me to walk in but it’s getting later and later and he’s getting worried

New trans woman lost on a Mexican vacation like: how do I get to El Paso?

To celebrate International Transgender Day of Visibility (Tuesday 31st March), here’s a clip from 1967 which shows a young trans woman called Vicky showing us a day in her life. The remarkable glimpse into pre-Stonewall trans life in New York serves as a reminder that trans people have always existed and will always exist.

I like eating anchovies because it makes me feel like a sea lion. I’ve had so many and have kept feeling like a sea lion for so long, my empathy demands I see and speak their plight. Their bleeding is mine. The rhythm of the wharf is ours.

Wanted to look up the Starkist mascot to see if it was fair to call him “an Uncle Tom type of character” and then learned: • yes, it is • he is a pretentious hipster • he yearns to be canned and eaten

Though I can’t support his abuse toward Jonathan Harker and Co., I do hope Dracula appreciated when Tame Impala rhymed his name with “spectacular”

in several studies they have found that eunuch advisors are equally likely to betray you as non-eunuch advisors yet the stigma remains

Jojo Part 3 has the scariest villain cause it’s someone from your past showing back up with a non-binary haircut

i think NYC would really benefit from having a giant mythical bird that lived here. maybe roosting on the empire state building. or maybe one in each borough. something along those lines. pokemon

You should never have to “earn” sex in a relationship. You should earn a special currency with a cartoon rendition of your partner on it that’s redeemable for a variety of rewards, sex included.

hold on i’m thinking….

Follow me on Letterboxd why dontcha, I have opinions some would call “divine” and “inspired” boxd.it/emBn3

“Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth” is crazy advice when you consider the most famous gift horse was a trick to invade Troy

you can just make stuff #HatsuneMiku

you can just make stuff #hatsunemiku

Merry Christmas, watch Tokyo Godfathers (the only good Christmas movie?)