KeepTheChaos

me and who?

paramore fans right now:

the person he gave the guitar to is wearing pvris merch 🥺

In my hometown and giving directions like: “It’s out by that Dunkin’ that used to be a Friendly’s”

@thepaxattack Yeah I don’t know.

I’m 27 and just remembered I can blast emo music and go to bed whenever I want. :) #gonnabetiredtomorrow

Me, anytime someone in sports I mildly care about comes out as gay.

“Take that ‘sure’ and shove it up your ass” -My Boss #lovemyjob

It happened again.

Has anyone spilled gas on themselves multiple times while filling up their car? Or just me?

Be a giddy kitty. Not a drama llama.

we like this one

Spending another Friday night yelling at my cat to not be an asshole. #livingthedream

@TheEmMcKinney Lol nooo, I was trying way too hard to make that not happen

@KeepTheChaos Did part of you hope one of the gummy bears would fly out and land directly in the flames?

You ever blow out a candle with a mouth full of gummy bears? #skills

@hakeembird Hahahaha I love that!

@KeepTheChaos And Coach Gibson and I will remove the creeps if they don’t get the message.

My mom has started ending conversation with me by saying “Remember it’s okay to be rude to creepy people, I love you, bye” #thanksmom

A grown man was talking about frustrations he faced with his cat and said “Man, Pickles really got my goat the other day” #catprobs

I get to places too early so often that I know where the best cell reception is in all of the parking garages. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I think the greatest text I ever received was “you done didly some shit” #thankyou

i think we should talk about this more often @yelyahwilliams