Mike Guenther

Look up, not down. Or you might drown. Move towards the light, be ready to fight. Jesus make me white. Cleanse me, with your mercy. #fsdub

There's a new guy joinin' the game. Tired of sittin' on the bench, bein' lame. Better watch out, bub. KeeperOfTheReal is playin' #fsdub

How many people must fit on a couch to make it a love seat? @betsyhelow @zachmcdermott @meggplant1

"Estrogen is seeping through my pants" - Mark Joseph #focusproblems

How you feelin'? @Curtis_Beall @kamp_berg @MaggieG14 @Moetivator @shannonfaucett

Marathons, Mustaches, and Mexican Holidays #Carlos

Good news today! Bradley Cooper was named sexiest man of 2011 and the paparazzi often confuses me for him. #dothemath #visionforlife #what?

I wish the twitter gods would teach me how to tweet. I'll just stick to my God and welcome the struggle. @lookingup07 #visionforlife #what?

Someone told me that goosebumps cause the hair on your body to grow. Now knowing this, I'm keeping my head in the freezer until midnight.

ed fink is the man

Drinking Ginger Ale #myteamisalllookingatmenowexpectingmetosaysomething

Riding in Mike's car #inmikescar

I ate a duck #focusislegit