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#2 📍Oloolua nature trail. Over the weekend,me and my Gs decided to visit the Oloolua nature trail in Karen( At first tulijipata Oloolua forest in Embulbul😂but we found our way back to Karen). It's a lush green nature trail found in the vast Oloolua forest.

Nimefurushwa juu ya rent. Understandable. 12k rent for the month inclusive of arrears za April. I knew it might reach here but kept working and hoping. For the last time naomba if you have a place wanahire speak up my name. I'll share my CV in the replies as a comment...

Whoever lied to Lammens about that playing from the back BS, may thunder strike you down.nkt

@gtfudan 🤣🤣

Amempea za kuingia sugoi under 2hrs

The last time I wrote about it as a joke but now im writing about it as a pandemic. The spirit of Self pleasuring is finishing the young generation. A very big percentage of both Genzs and millennials are masturbating,vigorously. And its both genders,the women are buying very funny looking tools and the men have their hands. Sex an artful doing that pulled opposite gender together is now pulling them apart Juu unajua ukimasturbate,when you start it looks like fun,but now when you cant stop,it becomes like a drug. Na unajiharibu. Wamama wamerub ile kitu mpaka imeisha sensitivity kapsaa,it now looks like a butterfly without wings. Jamaa nao makagare aiskii kitu,juu amezoea kuikamata nikama ananyonga mwisi,you can never find such grip on a womans genitals So when these two people meet for sex,each of them will have masturbate at some point after the sex,the expirience the pleasure of ejaculation. Kwanza Hawa mnaona wakijiita independent women wamejaza manyundo kwa hizo handbag zao. And one of the reason Nairobi relationships are barely making it past 6 months,is this. Please let us find God my children

From Sefton Road to Vicarage Road to Villa Park to Wembley to Old Trafford to San Siro back to Villa Park to Goodison Park and finally to Portman Road. It’s been some journey that I only dreamt of as a boy! But with this dream there has to be an ending and Saturday might be the Last Game Of My Professional Career🤘🏾💛💜🤍❤️💙 23 years and OUT! To be continued….

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Patrick Dorgu is back in the Manchester United squad vs Brentford tonight. [@SullyTalkz]

Good morning from my new family and i.😍..The white one is a Savanna(Loky) weighing 4.8kgs the Brown and white one is A boer(Roky) weighing 4.5kgs

🔴 Go @ManUtd !!!

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The clouds you see above Nigeria are made from cocaine dust

Score 2 of Bruno’s crosses on Monday and you’re better than R9 in my books

Huko Garissa woria anakulima panga ya shingo na saa hiyo CT scan ni hadi KNH, unakufa ukingojea ambulance itoke rally ya governor. Bwana hiyo kitu inafanyika huko ni mbaya and these people must be stopped.

I admire myself a lot as a man, the heart. the hustle. my aura.

The next pussy that makes it to my mouth will wonder where I’ve been all its life.

Ahsante Kisumu.

❤️ Forever

Kenya has an acute shortage of 9s or most of our coaches are very bad at coaching and getting the best out of 9s. We have many good DMs and 8s thou. #FootballKE

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Wolves are relegated but they will still get money from the Premier League. How? It’s called ‘Parachute payments’ and its idea is to help relegated Premier League teams lift their heavy wage bills accrued from when they played in the Premier League. What has happened is that the payments have become an unfair package given to those teams which makes them trump the rest of the Championship. Other Championship, League One and League Two teams also get handouts from the Premier League but it’s nowhere near what these teams relegated from the PL get. How much do relegated PL teams get? Each Premier League team got £89m in broadcast revenues last season. They also each got £7.9m in commercial revenue distributions, which meant that each PL team got £97m guaranteed. Southampton, Ipswich and Leicester got the least when every revenue was added, and the lowest of them got £109.2m. For clubs who relegate, the Premier League doesn’t abandon them. They get 55% of the central distribution that every Premier League club receives in their first season in the Championship. This means Wolves, for example, are guaranteed at least 55% of the central revenue in their first season in the Championship. Year one parachute payment is expected to be nearly £50m which is a significant advantage over the rest of the Championship. If they spend a second and third season in the Championship, they’ll get 45% of that central revenue for year two. Year two payments are around £40m. And for those who have spent more than a season in the Premier League before relegation, like Wolves, they’ll get 20% of that central revenue for their third year in the Championship. Currently believed to be £18m. This means they’re guaranteed earnings from the Premier League for the next three years even if they don’t make it back as soon as possible. It’s why relegated Premier League teams return quickly. Researchers have found that clubs that receive parachute payment are twice as likely to get promoted. The reasons are not far fetched. For context, Ipswich who got relegated from the Premier League last season are second on the EFL Championship log. While this money gives an advantage, it’s not a silver bullet. It’s still subject to management. We’ve seen Premier League-relegated teams slide further down to League One in their first season in the Championship. You have to spend it wisely, like Leeds. Leeds have gone down and returned time and again. Leicester are one of the mismanaged ones. They risk getting relegated this season to League One with a wage bill that’s more than the average in the Championship. Luton are another example. I hope you’ve learnt something new? My name is Rilwan, I love and write about football systems, memories and the depths behind the game. Follow me and repost if you want more of this.

This is why I want women completely out of men's sports. So that we can analyse football matches and criticise our teams and referees without getting accusations of misogyny and news articles talking about "how women hate and femicide is increasing" after every football match.