T. Olsen 🏳️‍🌈

Welcome to my unhinged wall. Be prepared for pet posts, witchy shit, DnD, chaotic bisexiness, and futile attempts at book selling. Really. Please buy my books. They are about to unionize and demand a new author that actually knows how to market them. tamiolsen.com

He is like toasted merengue. 😅 My daughter wants to call him Apollo. I think Twilight (from Spy x Family), my husband says Ra. Still deciding.

As government resources, Aen and Rillen had a credit value listed behind their names. Now it’s become a bounty. All that stands between them and collection is a misfit crew and a broken tugship. books2read.com/u/31jo2M

Rillen is a living GPS for the universe. Aen controls his pain and protects him. When they’re sprung from a government facility, a disgraced scientist demands their help rescuing his lost son, but what he asks might be impossible even for them. books2read.com/u/31jo2M

A huge #BBNYA2026 welcome to @keilantra and Shadows of Old Town Good luck!

@BBNYA_Official Thank you! 🥰

@AagardKylee So adorable!

@Keilantra So cute. I have my own cuddly flame point.

Welp… I guess I have a new farm cat. This beautiful mister needed a home. He’s very cuddly. He’s got flame points.

But, software! what popup through yonder windows breaks? It is the error, and IE is the browser. Arise, fair Chrome, and kill the envious IE, Who is already sick and pale with bugs, That thou, freeware, art far more fair than she.

I am blarg and out of spoons. 🫠 Book marketing is hard when you’re depressed, anxious, and battling flareups. Smile. Add exclamation marks. Mask.

Where are all the readers who like a sexy thief with a heart of gold? Dark and beautiful ladies of the night? Swearing and snark? Grumpy dad-types reluctantly adopting mini versions of themselves and being willing to die to keep them safe? books2read.com/u/mZ6Znl

Wanted: Like-minded wizard to swap spells, must enjoy barbeque and cheap coffee. A modern tale of magic and secrets set in a sleepy college town, sprinkled with humor, romance, and the bonds of found family and shared danger. books2read.com/u/38aKN6

Just got a care pckage from our host daughter in S Korea! Looking forward to a huge snack fest! She’s such a thoughtful and amazing young woman!

Look at his precious little legs, trying to walk out of his pot.

But I promised more plant things so here is my favorite fern. It’s a rabbit’s foot fern but I think it’s so creepy and looks like tarantula legs. I’ve named him William.

So I walked into the kitchen to clean and promptly thought “I should propagate my fern today.” And now my counter is full of dirt and little leaves.

They guard the pantry.

Do I…. Clean the kitchen, reread my thief book, put together a raised garden bed, work on my dungeon crawler campaign, or watch Spy X Family again?

Marketing is dumb. Buy my books. Screaming baby Gnar says so.

Huh… I’m editing this WIP and apparently my MC is wearing nothing but a pair of loose pants at the start of the chapter, and just… never gets dressed. He escapes the tower and goes out into the wastes half naked and barefoot. That makes the scenes hit different. 😂

Find it at this link: books2read.com/u/38aKN6

The MC in Once Upon A Wizard’s Curse nails about 75% of these. #bookstagram #BookRecommendation #ReadersCommunity