This is why we have the 2nd Amendment.
Give me cheese or give me death!
🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵@hoshizorarock
アメリカ人の皆さん 落ち着いて聞いてください 法律で今日からチーズは禁止です。
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Keith Dolbermann
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Keith Dolbermann
@KeithDolbermann
“The mystery of dog-human hybrid existence lies not in just staying alive, but in finding something to bury in the backyard.”
Katılım Eylül 2020
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In the tier rankings of feeling relief, getting hard to reach popcorn kernels out of your teeth is definitely in the A tier, but not S.
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@SubRosaMagick I am bambobugasted at the cattnanigans of this lollarkey. Only a nincomdaddle could make a broufuffle over such pumpergibbets.
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Be honest… does ANYONE actually use these words in real life? 🤣
Bamboozled
Flabbergasted
Discombobulated
Shenanigans
Cattywampus
Lollygag
Malarkey
Kerfuffle
Brouhaha
Nincompoop
Skedaddle
Tomfoolery
Flibbertigibbet
Pumpernickel
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Keith Dolbermann retweetledi
why is a fishmonger a merchant but a whoremonger a customer
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@Executivejeff1 "You have such a beautiful...work ethic."
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i don't know how to flirt, I told her she's a pillar of the community
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What is the charge? Coveting boobs? Huge, huge, ridiculous boobs?
New York Post@nypost
Kristi Noem weighs in on report husband lives cross-dressing double life: 'The family was blindsided by this' trib.al/iJEUqZZ
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@draftexaminer @heyshipz Wine, butter, boobs.
What could this mean?
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The people/issues he mentions are not actually woke bc their goal is fairness. Woke's goal is perpetual destruction and rebirth à la the ouroboros.
It is a parasite known as critical constructivist epistemology that uses liberals for its own ends, then discards them.
Conversations with Coleman@ConvoswColeman
When is “wokeness” actually right? @TylerCowen: “wokeness” can be useful in countries where basic rights are lacking, despite its overuse in the U.S. Its value depends on context.
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Keith Dolbermann retweetledi
Biden AI is the only reason I will miss Sora.
These will forever be some of the greatest AI videos ever made.
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Cultural appropriation is awesome.
Imagine not knowing the French way of searing meat in stainless steel pans and pouring in wine to clean up the caramelized residue. Simply next level.
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@magills_ Pouring one out for that poor pork soul that gave its life for a beautiful cylindrical tenderloin, only for it to be mashed paper thin and burnt to a crisp. RIP, Chris P. Bacon.
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Keith Dolbermann retweetledi
Keith Dolbermann retweetledi
1789 France resulted in a military dictatorship followed by the restoration of a monarchy.
Art Candee 🍿🥤@ArtCandee
Spotted at a No Kings protest in Durham, North Carolina! Epic creativity!
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The last 45 seconds of Humiliative by Meshuggah.
elaine@laineyyyy01
boys are so easy they just want to be asked what their walkout song would be if they were a closer
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@OVTweetmarck The left's most stinging critique of the right is that it is infiltrated by retards.
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Give a man a steak, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to reverse sear, and you feed him for lifetime.
JJ Watt@JJWatt
Might have just peaked in the steak preparation game. Not sure where it can really go from here. Just stood there staring at it for a good 5 minutes.
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Keith Dolbermann retweetledi
Cosmically funny that the true heir to his legacy is the love child with the Mexican Cleaning Lady.
New York Post@nypost
Arnold Schwarzenegger helping train love child at Venice gym for bodybuilding debut trib.al/GI9jT6N
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@Indian_Bronson The Dependapotamus is a wily creature.
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Sorry young cucks, but the Elder Millennial Call of Duty fantasist gets the nubile Zoomette poolee at the MEPS hotel.
ABC News@ABC
The U.S. Army is expanding its recruiting pool by raising the maximum enlistment age from 35 to 42, according to new service regulations reviewed by ABC News. The Pentagon has estimated that only about 23% of young Americans (between the ages of 17 and 24 years old) are eligible to serve. Much of this is due to academic performance on the military’s SAT-style entrance test, obesity and criminal records. abcnews.visitlink.me/-OeXj3
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