The Artificial Keith Stoyk

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@RileyOliviera There are lots of unattractive women out there with children, so being "fuckable" is no great accomplishment.

Am I fuckable?

@SavannahMaeUSA She drives a big truck? Revoke her "hot chick" card and banish her to Montana.

She’s a 10, but she drives a big truck. What now?

@TodayUpdates0 Americans are having a hard enough time taking care of their OWN health care. HOW are we supposed to take care of others' health care?

AOC demands YOU pay for healthcare for illegal aliens Watch👇 and Drop your thoughts below👇!

@emilyseraphinne No, and you're stupid for asking.

Be honest are these too small?

@steveth75737857 Snoopy! Who else could it be? You get a loyal companion, a great Christmas decorator and a WW1 flying ace in case we go to war!

so...

@PecanC8 That's a pocket fisherman. (Why do people - me - feel the compulsion to respond to these things only to reveal how old they are?)

I'll admit I had no idea what this is. Do you?

@MbarkCherguia What the hell did she do to her lips??? That's repulsive.

Men, do you find this attractive?

@saniyafatma1278 They'd be gone in an instant and would NEVER be allowed back.

@JohnSmith_927 In this LAND, there is LEGEND that when the thunder gets LOUD, ahh.. I'm feeling a little to LANGUID to finish this.

No word starts with L ends with D Prove me wrong????

@AntiLeftMemes Mr. Moore, Can't they do it from Zimbabwe, Romania, Sri Lanka, Honduras or wherever they're from?

What's your response to Michael Moore? 😂

@AntiLeftMemes kmrpngeqajmn.

Which word best describes Biden's Presidency?

@EshaAA33 It's not fear. It's REALITY. Strait men do NOT date MEN.

Why are so many men afraid to date a Trans women ?? 🤔😊

@maga_alina47 No! She should be wearing a full burka and at the market buying food to feed her husband.

@TheOnlyEsta No. 1. The United States has managed to THRIVE as a republic while using the Electoral College for 250 years. 2. Buttigieg is less than intelligent, so his ideas, like this one, are usually crap.

Would YOU support this?🔥 YES or NO

@ailanyus Dude, I hope you find healing from all of the pain in your heart and mind through the love and saving grace of Jesus Christ.

What's your response?

@Pixie1z Ms. Ramerez, just because you appear to be in the category, there just aren't that many stupid women in America.

What would you say to her?

@Eman_8282 You're under no obligation to pay him for anything UNLESS you came to a prior agreement.

@honeymoon250 I'd explain to him/her that I will never respect doctrines of devils or a religion founded by a child molester.

Be brutal honest

@cutiieepie6 Boo frickin' hoo! You got a $10 tip. Sorry for the inconvenience. The guy could have said "Sorry, I forgot to tip in the app, maybe next time." P.S. You've earned every bit of ridicule you're getting for posting this crap.

Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.

@maca_spas I don't want you in ANY position in the US government.

Yes or No?👇🇺🇸