Kelly Beaton

Minnesota just lost perhaps its greatest orator of dad jokes: Butch Pernar. I’ll feel his presence every time I’m at Big Balsam…and every time I tell a joke about a bear being denied service at a bar. I only got to know him 4 years, but I feel blessed. #RIP, Papa Butchie…

Florida has 6 guys on its roster who are 6’9” or taller. May the gods be with you, Alvaro Folguerias… #Hawkeyes

9 seeds went 4-0 in the #NCAATournament this year…

#Hawkeyes win despite 4-for-17 shooting by Stirtz. He needs the game of his life vs. Florida…

#Hawkeyes now shooting 35%

#Hawkeyes should be up by at least about 15 points…

If you’re one of these 15 or 16 seeds like Tennessee State and you’re down 25 at halftime, why don’t u come out and just shoot as many 3s as humanly possible? Why not try something bold? #NCAATournament #MarchMadness

Pretty weak play design by Gard there. And down goes Sconnie… #B1G #NCAATournament

@NBACobwebs Horrible era of #NBA basketball…

March 18, 2006: Miami wins at Chicago, 85-84. Dwyane Wade had 15 PTS/3 STL, Shaquille O'Neal had 13 PTS/3 BLK and Antoine Walker scored 13 PTS off the bench for the Heat (44-21). Luol Deng had 19 PTS/10 REB and Kirk Hinrich added 15 PTS/7 AST for the Bulls (29-37). 📺 ESPNews

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@CBoxSports Tough act for the other dads to follow…

Former Cincinnati Reds outfielder Laynce Nix showed up to his kid’s career day at school in full uniform 😂 📸: brookenix12

@PGATOUR Just looking at this gives me vertigo…

Working a shift from 125 feet(!!) in the air 😳 A unique view from one of the coolest jobs in golf.

@BradMSchultz No

This is a valid point, but one of the biggest coaching what-ifs nobody really talks about? Lute Olson leaving Iowa for a bad Arizona program. Would Iowa have a national championship if Olson stayed?

@HawkeyeReport Virtually every bracketologist says the #Hawkeyes are gonna face Utah State in Rd. 1 of the #NCAATournament

Shortly after 5 pm today, Iowa men's basketball will learn their NCAA Tournament opponent. As we get ready for Selection Sunday, we take a quick look at some of the schools they may see in round one. on3.com/teams/iowa-haw…

NFL’s highest paid. Hawkeye made 🐤

@chasetheplains Thundersnow: the most badass of all weather phenomena…

MSP remains in the bullseye for the heaviest snow. The latest HRRR is pumping out crazy totals but all models are closely aligned. Most of MSP will see 16-20", with a few places over 2 feet. 1-2" per hour snowfall rates from 1 AM - 10 AM Sun, and thundersnow possible!

Brad Lohaus, lookin’ like a zombie! But he doesn’t need BRRRAINS … cuz he already has a high basketball IQ! #NBA #Hawkeyes

Greg Kite! He was renowned for his fundamentals! #NBA

If there isn’t at least a couple Kurt Rambis cards in here I’m gonna be pissed…

@Super70sSports They never should’ve shown Jason’s face. I can’t take him seriously after seeing that…

Friday the 13th, 1980: a rejuvenated Jason Voorhees emerges after 23 years at the bottom of Crystal Lake and just starts killing the fuck out of every idiot teenager he can find.