Kelly Michael Skelton

The day that you plant the seed is not the day that you eat from that tree.

Can we get at least one song with @ShaboozeysJeans and Kanye?

Setting my sights on the Salesforce Advanced Admin certification and getting in half marathon shape.

What’s the point of buying TSA PreCheck when it’s longer than the regular screening line? Austin airport is a mess right now. (Already been waiting 30 minutes)

Fast Food is a part of American culture. But that doesn’t mean it has to be unhealthy, and that we can’t make better choices. Did you know that McDonald’s used to use beef tallow to make their fries from 1940 until phasing it out in favor of seed oils in 1990? This switch was made because saturated animal fats were thought to be unhealthy, but we have since discovered that seed oils are one of the driving causes of the obesity epidemic. Interestingly enough, this began to drastically rise around the same time fast food restaurants switched from beef tallow to seed oils in their fryers. People who enjoy a burger with fries on a night out aren’t to blame, and Americans should have every right to eat out at a restaurant without being unknowingly poisoned by heavily subsidized seed oils. It’s time to Make Frying Oil Tallow Again 🇺🇸🍔

@ufc Hurry up !

@ufc HOW DO I SEE THE MEET AND GREETS FOR UFCX?

Our #UFCFightWeek schedule is here 👇 Will we see you around? Tickets: UFC.ac/442sAGL Information: UFC.com/UFCX

Whoever wins the AFC will win the Super Bowl.

Boston, get your sh*t together. It’s pathetic how much your residents pay on taxes and yet you can’t even maintain roads. Two cars down in Charlestown MA by back to back potholes (us and another driver). Makes me instantly remember why I left 🧘‍♂️😔

@FatKidDeals Everyone deserves a friend like Fat Kid Deals.

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@mma_orbit Maybe he had to get somewhere and was late. Ever think of that? #FreeDerrickLewis

🚨DERRICK LEWIS ARRESTED🚨 Derrick Lewis was recently arrested for reckless driving after he was stopped going 136 miles an hour in a 50-mile an hour zone in a red Lamborghini in his hometown of Houston. Lewis allegedly passed a member of law enforcement on the highway who said the UFC heavyweight was weaving in an out of traffic and making unsafe lane changes. The heavyweight was given a $100 personal recognizance bond and released from custody the same day as his arrest. His next court date is slated for Dec. 27. [per ABC13] #UFCSaoPaulo #UFC #MMA

@MMAUNCENSORED1 I get pulled over every time I go to Houston (and go 130+ mph), they’re the worst. #FreeDerrickLewis

Derrick Lewis arrested. Court records say Lewis, who claims Houston as his hometown, was driving 136 mph in a 50 mph zone in a red Lamborghini. He allegedly passed a member of law enforcement while weaving in and out of traffic and making unsafe lane changes. He was given a $100 personal recognizance bond and released from custody the same day as his arrest.

Rooting for the Oregon Ducks today! @nathanreid @ericaheyhey @KwadeSays

@ericaheyhey Stop spoiling 😜

Why does every other country’s Starbucks have better food options than the US? 🤔☕️

@MMAUNCENSORED1 @bullyb170 No, Burns hurt himself in the very first round of Bella fight.

Is Belal a smarter fighter than Khamzat or just more skilled? Did Burns have a better showing vs Belal? 🤔 #UFC #MMATwitter #MMA

Did you know that Tik Tok is banned in India?

@nathanreid Colorado.

@meesharbz 💀😂

I’ve never been more excited to go back to Boston. #UFC292

@FatKidDeals In N Out not even close

If you could only pick one of these places to eat at for the rest of your life, which one are you choosing?