Kelly Rehrauer
51 posts

Kelly Rehrauer
@KellyRehrauer
Now the world can see my crazy.
Minneapolis, MN Katılım Nisan 2017
51 Takip Edilen20 Takipçiler

@elyseash @FruitfulFert You know exactly what I think about this - You are a Boss! ❤️
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Today is my last day working at @GoKartLabs before becoming the full-time CEO of @FruitfulFert and oh boy...change is hard...as is leaving a great workplace to pursue a dream. Feeling honored + humbled + excited + scared + 900 other things.
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@KellyRehrauer I want that awkward "New. Selina. Now." shirt. LOL. Like what does that even mean? Again, the writing is just...so perfect...
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@elyseash It’s true. We cannot catch all of the genius in one 30 minute episode. It is the only show where I belly laugh all the way through. I’m buying us Serena For President t-shirts.
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@KellyRehrauer I can't even keep up with the creative insults they fly so fast...it reminds me of watching 30 Rock. I feel like I am only getting 37% of the jokes.
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@elyseash So amazing. And one more for you....the Proctor & Gamble commercials that aired during the Olympics about moms.
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@elyseash And the response to the client when they bring it up (again and again and again), “Yep. We have that one on the Trello Board. Haven’t lost sight of it.”
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Changed my smoke alarm battery & 10 mins later a diff one chirped. I don’t see an end in sight. Am I being punked? #consideringmoving
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When I want to eat my feelings, but Responsible Kelly only bought broccoli & oranges bc she knew this would happen. #sendchipsandqueso
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@DrPimplePopper has a show on TLC. It’s the best thing that’s happened to me in 2018.
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I feel accomplished when I finish watching all my stories on Instagram. #whyineedtherapy
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I’m intimidated by my Instant Pot. #whyineedtherapy #instantpot
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I just ate a spoonful (er...5 spoonfuls) of gravy. #seasonalaffectiveeating #whyineedtherapy
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@elyseash Now I don’t know if I want to know the movie bc I just want him to show up too.
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Kelly Rehrauer retweetledi

WINTER LOOP
*turns on electric blanket*
“So cozy”
4 mins later: “I’m suffocating.”
*turns off*
Another 4 mins pass: “I’m chilly.” *Turns back on*
Repeat all day.
#definitleyametaphor
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“Hey Kelly, do you think you will ever workout again?” - Winter #outlooknotsogood
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My cousin’s teenager called me a savage today. He meant it as a compliment. I haven’t gotten this kind of validation in years. #Ibelievethechildrenareourfuture
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