bacalhau. 🇨🇻🇧🇷

Nah this would actually be a dream come true

@dallaskaydenn @cumcurse When you think your Carrie Bradshaw but you're actually Ilana Wexler

@cumcurse my fav looks from her

newyork gotta be a fucking joke

Older podrick in this new episode of black mirror is giving thick Vinny from jersey shore.

Becoming such a nigiri only gworllll 🍣

Wowwww. Oxtails rice and peas and plantains might be my absolute favorite comfort food and I needed it today. The only place in sf closed so I ordered from their sister location in south sf and I think this is literally the worst oxtails and rice and peas I've EVER had in my life

Friends: let's go Dutch on a minority owned vineyard and leave corp America behind

Does anyone else wonder how sharkeisha's doing?

Ughhh why multi lensed docu comedies are top tier

I was one of those people who hated the office when it was airing bc I was in ms/hs and just didn't get the humor at that time in my life. It wasn't until I entered the workforce/more life experience that I finally cackled five episodes into the series. This is my 4th runthrough

Trader Joe's put jerk on plantain chips and I've never been so disgusted by two of my favorite things

Can't tell if season 2 of Bridgerton just isn't hitting the same or if I'm just waiting for them to fuck.... it's also giving Schuyler sister drama

I hardly wear my glasses but every time I get a new eye prescription I'm like wow, I can't believe I was raw doggin it like this when bitches live everyday being able to see far and clearly

Damn is Inventing Anna just Scandal 2.0?

This 50lb bag limit for flights is for the birds. Get some robots or give baggage handlers thanos hands where they don't feel the weight of each persons' baggage, metaphorically and literally

I hate the one blueberry that taste like dirt

I've been watching old degrassi's all week. Whewww so corny but such good nostalgia. Still slaps.

Whewwww anxiety is a bitch and then when she links w her good sis stress and they start to kiki about you in front of your face

Oooooo then Navarro fucked up in the finals?? Lord this damn snow

Not me getting emotional when tvcc fucked up during prelims

Can I buy more space for my voicemail like damn