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@Scott_Maxwell Maybe @Scott_Maxwell needs the number dead to be over ten before he considers it “worthy”? That’s probably what it is... twitter.com/i/events/13469…

@Scott_Maxwell FTR @Scott_Maxwell just lost all credibility in my eyes. Making sure to screenshot this almost guaranteed to “not age well” post

FTR, I don't think Trump should be removed at this point. I think it's bad policy & politics which would bolster the (bogus) case for martyrdom & further incite the mobs. For 4 yrs, this administration has set awful precedents. Dems shouldn't do the same on his way out the door.

@Scott_Maxwell How now brown cowtail?

Reader just urged me not to "cowtail" to the far left. Done.

Dukes Mayo Bowl? sounds disgusting. So it looks like it costs about a million dollars to sponsor a bowl game. Let’s start a go fund me and bring the dream of a ridiculously named bowl game to life! Who’s with me? What should we call it? Bowley Mcbowlface?!? #BowlSeason #bowlgame

@1a Hamilton on Disneyplus... miss Broadway theater so much this year

Watched Noelle on Disney+ for the first time and loved every second of it. This movie is definitive proof that @AnnaKendrick47 is the most adorable person alive. She’s brilliant.

So in LA that’s like a half mile, right? Lol

@BrianHammons Let me know if you end up needing any orlando help!

Here's the press release for the Country Club National Championship.

@OrlandoCitySC @RodriSchlegel That dude better never have to pay for a meal or a beer again in this town. #legend

RT for @RodriSchlegel appreciation. UNREAL

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@matt_on_arts Disney is now Six Flags with higher ticket prices... Arts in Orlando will never be the same.

New layoffs: Walt Disney World slashes entertainment, leaving big shows in limbo orlandosentinel.com/entertainment/…

Yes please!

When it comes to voting... I’m not throwing away my...shot! #Hamilton

@MCO @GolphSeeAirUh Literally one of my dreams to go up there and just sit with my mouth taped up and watch them work... it’s beyond fascinating...

To the folks that make our world go round, happy #InternationalAirTrafficControllerDay! 🛫 For keeping the skies a safe place with your direction and guidance, we thank you for socially distancing planes even before 2020.

@craftymate I think it’s a dry run for his body double...

@ActualEPAFacts I for one would like him to release his test returns... I mean his tax results... I mean... #COVID19

Quick poll:

@Delta I wouldn’t be so quick to pat yourself in the back @Delta. Your employees at Springfield Airport (SGF) don’t give a crap about health and safety.

Safer travel is here.

@Delta I remember being on a flight when this safety video with @Deltalina was still on and everyone in first class, myself included, finger wagged back at her without prompting. And then we all burst out in laughter when we realized. She we always finger-wag in my dreams...

Middle seat: 2020 is going to be my year Us:

@GrittyNHL Roast you? Eh... with all that fur, you’re not gonna taste very well...

ROAST ME

“Go Covid go! Kill everyone!” I’ve decided that in this horror story of a world, I’m gonna start routing for the snake...#COVIDIDIOTS