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@_same_moon Nigga you forgot to buy comment????

why does everything take an hour to do

Not like us😌💙

European*

You no dey chop at all?

@FabrizioRomano Come on chels

🚨🔵 Xabi Alonso will be announced as new Chelsea manager very soon on a FOUR year contract, valid until June 2030. Everything agreed as Xabi will be in London in the next days to start this new chapter. Understand he’ll be very much involved in Chelsea summer transfer plans.

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜 The agreement is set to be completed. #CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

@_AsiwajuLerry Got deported too

Signed a Prenup. Came out of the divorce without leaving a dime behind. Car company already collected her car since he stopped paying for it. Left no property for the cheat, nothing in her name. King shit. City boys up 1000.

@andrsn_fr @D_GUY_NASIRU @zaddyofbenin Bro AK is an assault rifle, and those shots were at close range... Its a very deadly gun but we don too see am finish na why e shock you

@D_GUY_NASIRU @zaddyofbenin Bro AK bullets no dey big like that. Ak bullets couldn't have possibly left holes that big nau

Omo dem spray that guy inside him GLK, wtf Scary mannnn.

Chelsea fans are genuinely hoping Fabregas doesn’t sign for the club, not because we don’t like him but because we actually do 😂

chose a hard degree and realized it’s actually hard

Eu farei 10x se for preciso. Eles não estão preparados.

Aura. #UCL

@lifeofsnarx 😂😂

this conductor no go wake up well tomorrow. why 2 fat women plus me go dey on one seat you come add the third one 😭

made peace with chelsea being shit for the rest of time

They legit went to orbit the moon and came back and Manchester United still hasn't played a football game. How pathetic

If weekend go sweet nah from like Wednesday u go know

@chukwudebo @alimahtoxic

@Kellyaja04 @alimahtoxic Too horny for people under Tinubu’s regime

what does good pussy feels from a man perspective?

@nonexsistnt Check ya dm😐

goodmorning!

@chukwudebo @alimahtoxic Number of horny mfs keep increasing 🫤

@alimahtoxic Nothing else on the TL these days aside sex, p!ssy. Miss the old twitter

Pussy nigga Jump a dj with 10man carry diddy towel Dey dance. 😂 I never see fool like this diddy babe for my life 😂🤣