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@DrJay0x @StoneAtwine @senatorbash @rilwansmith This is Mr Tolulope Iluyomade, @TheIluyomade , whom you follow. He is on the run from the EFCC for defrauding a lot of people, including myself, whom he lured into opening accounts with his defunct digital wallet, Cloud Bank.

Once I start talking to a new girl, I’ll bill her immediately to know if she’s serious

Happy birthday to the @undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!

Stop sexualising men Stop sexualising men Stop sexualising men Stop sexualising men Whatever I decide to wear is none of your business. Eww.....women disgust me fr🤢🤮

The arrest of Nasir El-Rufai by the SSS in Anambra if true is another blot on our democracy, coming after yesterday's failed frame up.

US albums chart preview (via @HITSDD): #1 BTS 635K #2 Luke Combs 94K #3 Morgan Wallen 78K #4 Harry Styles 67K #5 Don Toliver 55K #6 Bad Bunny 54K #7 Olivia Dean 54K #8 Bruno Mars 46K #9 KPop Demon Hunters 39K #10 Morgan Wallen 39K

Just because we stopped talking, she removed me from her Netflix account. Such a shameless girl. 😂😂

because you bought phone for me, I can't answer another girl’s call again. some girls and insecurity ehn.

Told this girl I’m going through my monthly sperm cramps and all she could say was “sorry” 😭 No care package, no stress relief funds… nothing. I hate unintentional women.

Taylor Swift is in the clear lead for The Artist of The Decade Award. She leads Drake by a margin of over 40%, which is quite significant . She’s had 9 No.1 albums already this decade, against Drake’s 5. The guy who said Drake was in the lead misled fans.

There’s this married woman that has been disturbing me for 2 years now even though I keep telling her I’m not interested. One day I asked her to for 500k for rent to chase her away and she ran lol. I wasn’t even going to collect the money, these broke women sef Keenan

Pray over your kids. There are people that secretly hate them because they’re yours.

Guys dating 9-5 girls dey try ooo Imagine waiting till the end of the month before you can ask her for money I reject it 👏

When fuel price eventually drops to N1100, useless APC pigs who were celebrating fuel at N900 will now tell fuel price has dropped and we should be grateful

Me: I just got an apartment and i live alone A sensible woman: How much do you need to set it up? She goat: can I come over ?

Dating an independent man doesn't mean he won't bill you. The only difference is he won't bill you for haircut and sneakers. But you see land properties, clearing containers, etc. If you can't handle it, better stick to your chewing gum boys

Very Powerful!!!

The people shutting down your businesses and killing your careers will be asking you to re-elect them so they can keep their jobs. Never forget what they're doing to you.

You texted me, I told you my phone screen just cracked You then said sorry What am I supposed to use your sorry for??? Another talking stage blockedddd

You see a guy who looks fresh and you want him. But you don't want to spend money to maintain him. How do you think he looks fresh? Broke women make me laugh

Marry kind women. I want a generous woman. Someone who can be earning N100k and give me N70k.