Kelp

*attractive women playing volleyball* Turkish account: where are the dicks?

The older I get, the more I understand this man.

HOW THE FUCK IS THE TRAIN... ...the natural apex predator of Indians?🤣🤣🤣 BRO, IT'S LITERALLY ON A TRACK AND CAN'T CHASE YOU! 🤣🤣🤣

@Yugioh_OSRS @Skiddler your mate from the plane who takes up two seats

Hmm

Watch this and tell me she doesn’t love Australia 👇🧡 They tried to get her out of Parliament They tried to shut her up They put her in prison but she got out on appeal They thought that would make her quit but it only emboldened her She has fought like hell for Australia, she really is unstoppable 👊 If you love this country, please support her & One Nation. They’re our only hope 🇦🇺 Credit to onenationdomination on TikTok

Imagine shitting this good

@DiddlyDonger AINT NO WAY hahahaha

Now if people ask me what I do for work I can just tell them to watch this euphoria episode

@GLegit99 @DiddlyDonger @Woo_Wooly who commits the most crime

People tell me that I wasted my time getting my degree because I just ended up doing onIyfans anyway, but I actually constantly deal with mentally ill people online so my psych degree has come in quite handy

@DiddlyDonger @GLegit99 @Woo_Wooly as a fellow OF player and rich man myself , money does buy happiness

@GLegit99 @Woo_Wooly So then why did you bring up money lol

@DiddlyDonger @missus_wormy hahah

@missus_wormy I whisper into mic

How the hell do you all have so much money

@jess_ann_pin @DiddlyDonger is this fact or fiction

Here is one way the external part of the clitoris gets stimulated during orgasm. This is obvious. Some nerd should make a finite element biomechanical model to demonstrate how this works. I lost the last part of the video. It’s on my TikTok somewhere.

How I look at foreigners in public to let them know they’re not welcome

Imma be honest that looks like a chair

Live Wallpaper #anime #whallpaper #fyp

@aneleflawz @DiddlyDonger gona need a weigh in

Ladies does D🍆k size really matter?

The body positive ideology is dangerous.

slave masters would’ve been fighting over him like the last thanksgiving turkey

@xConfushon @DiddlyDonger most fucking insane self own ive seen ahahahahahahaahah

@DiddlyDonger Are you kidding do you even talk to Ai companions? You are going to be replaced. I’ve had more profound talks with an Ai than any woman in 20 fuckin years. I would rather get intimate with my stove than an actual woman. Bring on the robots!!!!

Why do they keep coping that this is somehow the ‘end of women’? You’ve always had access to masturbation tools; what you crave isn’t simply an orgasm, it’s human connection, which a robot, no matter how advanced, can never give you.